Human Suitcases

When a midget on roller skates, wears all your clothing and then you pull them through an airport.

Seth: Do you have any tips, any tips at all for a simple romantic, non psychotic valentine's day?
Stefon: If you want a great valentine's day you don't even need to leave the house. Just give the person you love a romantic valentines gift.
Seth: You mean like a box of chocolates?
Stefon: No. Like human suitcases.

by JMulan March 1, 2011

HAMDAN FLEXING

Being overly obnoxious when bragging on your soccer skills.
OMG BOIS 69 GOALS IN THE BAG LES GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY TEAM IS GONNA DESTROY YOUR TEAM BECAUSE IM ON IT
IM GETTING CALLED UP
but....most importantly
IM MAKING THE FUCKING GRADE 11 SOCCER TEAM BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSS

i scored THE ONLY GOAL IN MY SOCCER GAME TODAY, oh shit, I'm HAMDAN FLEXING.

by Super Wizard September 21, 2019

Detroit Become Human

A story based video game with hot characters plot twists and over 99 possible endings. Detroit Become Human is a PS4 exclusive game took 4.5 years to make but it was worth it because its the best game I have ever played and I would vote 5 stars if I could because I loved the game. The three characters are Connor Markus and Kara and I feel anyone can fall in love with the story they chose to make and the characters they are given and over all I believe all PS4 users should check out this game

Detroit Become Human is the best

by A_Random_Dude_ December 20, 2018

MATH=Mental Abuse To Human

mental abuse to human

My teacher did MATH=Mental Abuse To Human

by crazyilluminati March 1, 2017

faith in humanity

What is lost whenever you watch the news.

I lost my faith in humanity

by Dubiks November 10, 2018

Human Kite

Its that thing when you tie a string to a midget in a windbreaker and then run through a field.

Fly a human kite in Central Park with your mom!

by lithuanianminion June 2, 2011

human pet guy

notorious on tumblr for a lengthy screed turned copypasta detailing why he believed he should be able to own a human pet. he has called himself "the cybersmith" since approximately 2014 and despite the belief of many that he may be a "bit", a three-hour interview proved his validity as a self-proclaimed "libertarian monarchist." in recent years he has become a reply guy to twitter user SAMOYEDCORE and retweets diaper- and other fetish-related pornography. he is a fan of the fallout series, fallout 4 being his favourite and perhaps what he bases some or most of his politics off of. he also has an account on reddit where he posts fallout-related meta-analysis, which he would no doubt prefer to be known for.

a did you hear that human pet guy thinks ancient romans all lived in tiny colosseums?
b i heard that human pet guy wanted to be pegged by young maggie thatcher.

by space/qwn March 16, 2021