Humberto is my best friend and will always be my best friend. Humberto is definitely the most unique and incredible person in this world. He has the biggest heart and no one can deny his extraordinary and hilarious personality. He has a way with making people feel so special. He's truly beautiful inside and out but not in a cocky way at all. Granted, he makes a lot of mistakes, mistakes that could be completely avoided, but he handles them with such grace and learns from them quickly. His strength shines through everyday and its extremely hard to block him out of your life once he's in it. Humberto is just Humberto. You have to love him, or love him.
Humberto is my best friend
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Responsible motherfuckers and particularly serious, they expect to work on what they want in life and they do not appreciate the frivolity, laziness or the inconstancy of other people. They have a strong sense of duty and they need to be productive. They are very capable in practical work. Great friends and passionate lovers, they always are available to help you. They are usually good looking and they have a long penis.
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A guy who has wooden teeth, a suspect hairline, and a bad habit of of snitching.
Another word for a rat.
People named Humberto Tamayo are usually inbred greasy sleazebags , they are often known to be quite effeminate and flamboyant, while at the same having a serious porn addiction.
A guy who has wooden teeth, a suspect hairline, and a bad habit of of snitching.
Another word for a rat.
People named Humberto Tamayo are usually inbred greasy sleazebags , they are often known to be quite effeminate and flamboyant, while at the same having a serious porn addiction.
Dude!Don't be such an Humberto Tamayo(cunt).
In my hood Humberto Tamayos get killed.
Look at that guy's face, it's so deformed.
-yea poor guy, his name is probably Humberto Tamayo.
Humberto Tamayo should not be trusted.
In my hood Humberto Tamayos get killed.
Look at that guy's face, it's so deformed.
-yea poor guy, his name is probably Humberto Tamayo.
Humberto Tamayo should not be trusted.
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A mexican male inserts his penis into a female vagina whilst simultaneously inserting a jalepeno pepper into her anus. He then inserts his penis into her ass shoving the pepper down and smashing it up. He then has her shit out the pepper and whatever else and smears it on her upper lip and chin. He then yells "arriba" and smacks her across the face.
A man of latino descent named "Humberto" who does not shower regularly.
A dirty sanchez performed after a woman has eaten spicey food and taken a dump.
Any mexican named Humberto
A mexican male inserts his penis into a female vagina whilst simultaneously inserting a jalepeno pepper into her anus. He then inserts his penis into her ass shoving the pepper down and smashing it up. He then has her shit out the pepper and whatever else and smears it on her upper lip and chin. He then yells "arriba" and smacks her across the face.
A man of latino descent named "Humberto" who does not shower regularly.
A dirty sanchez performed after a woman has eaten spicey food and taken a dump.
Any mexican named Humberto
My buddy Jose Guadalupe Rodriguez performed a dirty humberto on his girl last night. Apparently she was not impressed.
My buddy Humberto hasn't showered in a month.
My buddy Humberto hasn't showered in a month.
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