Kai Hulme

A fat tubby spastic cunt who has no friends and wanks over his mums tik tok. He also is a benefit scrounger and takes your taxes because he has 'autism', when really hes just fat and cant be arsed to move.

Kai Hulme is a tubby pedo.

by Ye7dhehw7fb3uw7fhe December 1, 2023

Hulmed

When your so angry the only way to describe it is hulmed.

im so fucking hulmed off right now!

by hulmed February 4, 2023

Hulme

the Queen; strong and leading close to a lion.

Oh, she is a wonderful Hulme! the best I’ve seen !

by freestyley November 22, 2021

Hulme

An expression used to describe something that has gone wrong or a substitute for a swear word beginning with S.

“Oh Hulme its all gone wrong”

by Gbriz08 August 12, 2022

Miss Hulme

A PE teacher who looks like one of the elves in “Authur Christmas” and locks her pupils out of their form room

Oh crap Miss Hulme’s there

by An iPhone user February 1, 2019

hulm

A lovely last name

Usually the person has curly brown hair brown eyes and hAngs out with a sienna

Hulm is a great last name

by Hibhbvj March 24, 2020

Hulm

Great last name

Brown curly hair

Brown eyes

Hangs out with a sienna

I love the new student hulm

by Hibhbvj March 24, 2020