Hoito

Finnish for "an establishment that serves you dumpster trash for breakfast"

"Let's go to the hoito for breakfast"
"Sorry I'd rather drink Hepatitis C Vomit"

by TheGreatDocBrown December 9, 2016

homitos

iz tha homies 4 gurls itz :homitas

"¿wut sup wit dat homito?"

by tearz July 17, 2004

honiton

A tiny yet seemingly over populated strange little town that doesn’t yet know if it’s urban or stuck in the 19th century. your only chances of survival is being able to either claim benefits or own a tacky nick nack brick a brac shop or tea room. Full of very tough gangsters who cannot expand their territory into larger neighboring towns or cities due to being killed or beaten up by much bigger boys or their wives. Jam packed with racists and morons honiton does have a skatepark and a bit of woodland to amuse the chavs and hide the dog poop. Overall 4/10

See the car being driven by the 17 year old drug dealer, yeah the one with the loud awful music? Yeah he’s from Honiton. He’s hard don’t mess with him!

by Mrs Willson December 19, 2018

Hovito

Hovito is a word Jay-z uses in a song which means someone who is at the top of the industry they are in.

Since he has mader so many investments and acomplished so many tasks he is Hovito

by Handel July 6, 2005

hoyoto

Derogatory word for a person who enjoys classical music and especially operas, as seen by one who is not well-educated about such music or is a tactless clod or both. From the "Ho-jo-to-ho" aria of Brunnhilde in "Die Walkure" from Richard Wagner's "Der Ring des Nibelungen".

Zack: Let's get out of here. That restaurant charges $20 just for shrimp parmigiana---it must be a place where a hoyoto loves to go!
Buddy: Yeah, I'm tired of these overpriced restaurants!
Mark (musician carrying cello): I heard what you called me, a "hoyoto". Now I might be a "hoyoto" but at least I can play music, you lame-brained assholes! What talent do the both of you have? Nothing: you just stand around reading those gossip sheets all day. And as for the prices at the restaurant---didn't you know that the price is for a FULL MEAL, and they don't use shit that comes from a can? The sauces are all made with FRESH ingredients!

by pentozali November 15, 2009

Homito

A homosexual Hispanic man.

Juana: "Girl, check him out! I GOT to go talk to him!"
Francesca: "Don't bother; he's a homito."

by My pseudonym that appears onli July 31, 2016

Honito

An attractive gay or queer man, typically of Latin descent, sought after by straight men for having traditionally feminine body features (such as curvy waist, big butt or big lips.)

Not to be confused with cross-dressers, transgender, or transexual people.

All the straight hombres go after the Honitos when they can't get a girl to fuck them.

by plutosalad January 22, 2022