Howard

Term used to identify the person served last at a restaurant. Usually the one who has to say "No its OK, don't wait. Start".

"I dont want to be the howard - I'm ordering the salad"

by jamejamejame February 10, 2010

Howard

1. (verb) To eat non-stop without feeling full.
2. (noun) Slang for an all you can eat restaurant in Surrey.

1. "My heart is racing, I'm feeling so Howard, and I'm still eating!!!"
2. "Hey let's all go to Howard's for dinner."

by 1172490 June 24, 2011

Howard

To smash an egg over ones self whilst wanking.

Things got a bit sticky last night after i had a Howard.

by Switch01 February 9, 2009

Howard

Howard is the most funniest person you will ever meet. He will always find a way to make people laugh and make them feel better. He is quiet but once you get to know him he is the craziest person you will ever meet. Howard is very tall and handsome and likes football. If you have a Howard in your life hold onto him because you’ll never find a person as good as a Howard.

I wish I knows a Howard

by Dancer456 September 9, 2018

Howard

that weird as fuck alien that dances to the music from money longer and looks like a fucking robot version of dame tu cosita

howard is a fucking robot

by untdl 5 March 4, 2019

Howard

The most cool and the handsome kid ever in the history of history.

He is a Howard.

by !2ahyen May 26, 2017

Howard

A gorgeous boy who puts everyone first but he thinks he’s funny and he’s not ,he always looks in the mirror and things he’s really big but everyone still loves him though

Howard is gorgeous but full of himself

by Unknown8743790855 July 15, 2019