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hovercrap

To hover an inch or so above the toilet when taking a crap. Either because the toilet is disgusting. Or poor weather conditions.
Being -10 degrees outside, I didnt want my ass to freeze so I took a hovercrap. Someone shit all over the seat, so i had to take a hovercrap
by TheJackal January 16, 2004
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Hovercrafting

The act of hovering over a toilet while you crap, and spray-dusting the whole top of the porcelain and/or wall.
I'll never step foot in this bathroom again until we find out who keeps hovercrafting.

Adj. : I went into the stall after Larry and immediately knew he had hovercrafted; as the seat, back and wall were covered in crap.
by Infamousduck January 21, 2013
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Hovergrind

Awkard moment when a male tries grinding (form of dancing) with a good looking female but does not quite reach physical contact. In most cases, the female does not notice the hovergrind behind her.
Is that loser dancing with that cutie? No dude, the girl doesn't even know, he's doing the hovergrind.
by Leo33nyc December 29, 2012
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HoverRound

An extremely useful device for handicapped people or pirates. It is used to ride around on much like a motorized wheelchair.
"Man, I was at WalMart today and a pirate rode up to me on a HoverRound and yelled 'FUCK!!!' at me."
by Pr0ph3t March 28, 2003
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Hovercraft

Similar to a motorboat, however the key difference is the girl has small breasts. The giver sticks his head over the breasts instead of between the breasts as they are too small.
That girls breasts were too small to motor boat, so I had to hovercraft them.
by Monkeybam September 11, 2011
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hovercraft

1: A hovercraft, or air-cushion vehicle (ACV), is a vehicle or craft that can be supported by a cushion of air ejected downwards against a surface close below it, and can in principle travel over any relatively smooth surface, such as gently sloping land, water, or marshland, while having no substantial contact with it.

2: Something that may, or may not be full of eels.
"My hovercraft is full of eels."
by Sebastian Viklund Åsberg June 28, 2006
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hovercrap

1)The act of hovering over the toilet seat during defecation. Usually the result of encountering an offensive public toilet

2)The resultant pile of feces left on the back of the toilet seat during this act.
That shitter was so foul I did a hovercrap.
by CB Smith December 28, 2004
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