japanese house arrest

The act of staying indoors and never leaving your house, especially to play video games all day. Usually describes the condition of gamers or those who follow the hikikomori lifestyle outside of Japan

Yo why does Joe never go out? He’s always at home playing GTA
Idk man he’s under Japanese house arrest

He needs to touch grass

by papaoddysefs April 10, 2022

Mouse in the House

When a basketball player has a much smaller defender guarding him in the post.

Player: Mouse in the House

by and1jsheng June 20, 2013

Shit House Polio

Conditon making one's legs shaky and unresponsive following moderate to long sessions sitting on a toilet.

I spent nearly an hour pushing that one out. With the worst case of shit house polio i can remember, it took me ten more minutes just to make it to the sink.

by Mustard King April 1, 2010

The Owl House

A Disney show about a bisexual otter and a lesbian tomato.

Have you watched the owl house yet?

by Grand_mdr06 May 20, 2021

You picked the wrong house, fool!

A popular line from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas said by Big Smoke, during the intro mission of the game. It's the first thing Big Smoke says, too.

Big Smoke: *storms in with a baseball bat* You picked the wrong house, fool!
CJ: 'ey, 'ey 'ey 'ey, Big Smoke, it's me, Carl, chill, chill!

by Gamma the Enigma August 19, 2016

this house is bitchin

During the CW show “The Flash”, Cisco tries to decipher Barry’s symbols. When he inputs it into the computer it deciphered as “THIS HOUSE IS BITCHIN”. Which then the meme was born. Some theorized that Bart Allen in the future would say that.

Come on, THIS HOUSE IS BITCHIN!

by 856cat October 22, 2017

lofi house

A new wave of house music that has blown up in late 2016, appealing to the youths. Usually uses loads of nostalgic samples and tons of bitcrusher on everything. Many lofi house producers/djs choose an ironic name to support the aesthetic ; mall grab, DJ Seinfeld, Ross from Friends etc.

House enthusiast: “Jheez I fuck with this mall grab dude. Absolutely buzzing set last night.”
House enthusiast 2: “Yeah mate, that’s lofi house for you.”

by cumshotlord February 18, 2018