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probably one of the best medical dramas ever to hit television, features Hugh Laurie, who plays the anti-social, sarcastic, pain in the ass doctor, who specializes in recognizing infectious diseases. He and his team of doctors take on extremely hard cases, House usually ends being right about the disease at the end of the day.

This show is truly great and it murders Scrubs.
Dr. House: (in a southern accent) Come on in, brothers and sister! Welcome to the house of the Lord!
Dr. Cameron: House, come on, the chapel?
Dr. House: We have been blessed with the miracle of a new symptom. Brother, can you testify as to why this poor child’s eyeball rolled back into his head?
Dr. Chase: It’s consistent with jimsonweed poisoning — ocular paralysis.
(a man sitting in the pew gets up and leaves)
Dr. Chase: (whispering) Sorry.
Dr. House: The wicked shall deceive ye, because they have turned from the Lord and are idiots. His ocular muscle didn’t paralyze. It pirouetted.
Dr. Cameron: MS…
Dr. House: It is easier for a wise man to gain access to heaven…
Dr. Cameron: Can you stop that? Just say not MS!
House by DecodeGiirl123 June 9, 2009
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Nothing more or less than the best TV show that ever was or ever will be. HOUSE FTW!!
House is the awesomest show ever. Never doubt it :)
House by HouseLovah September 26, 2009
the MOST awesome show on television! (well, next to Scrubs) which stars the wonderful British actor, Hugh Lauire, as the genius, pain in the ass, Gregory House.
"there's on 'i' in team, there is a 'me', though, if you jumble it up."

Friend 1: Dude!, House is on tonight!
Friend 2: So?
Friend 1: It's HOUSE! ugh! you will never understand!
House by Hooch is Crazy... February 15, 2009
Pronunciation (hous)

House Music: The original electronic incarnation from disco. House typically runs around 120 beats per minute (BPM) and uses a 4/4 time sequence and an eight bar repeating cycle. The beat is maintained by a heavy kick drum that alternates in a 1-3 pattern with a high hat accent. Like its disco roots, house often features vocal choruses, real instrumentation, and a more traditional song structure.
I remember house
before the superclubs.
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when people knew the lyrics of house.
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house by Ellusive October 2, 2005
"I have a house"
Swallow a pill dry, without taking a drink to wash it down.
I don’t have any water so I’ll have to “house” my meds.

She was in such a rush to take the medicine, she “housed” it.
House by DDPoww March 4, 2019
A word used to describe something or someone large or muscular.
Wow did you see that guy? He is fuckin House.
House by Bosssssss July 5, 2010