hokie kamokie

An expression of extreme surprise or dismay at a totally unexpected event, or turn of events.

Tim: Rats, my on-line storage account just dropped all my back-up data.
Cindy: Hokie kamokie! You're screwed unless you optical disked it too.

by LouLou604 May 20, 2010

Houdini poop

When you take a large poop but when you look at the toilet it is not there.

Guy: "shit man I took a dump but when I looked it was gone!"
Guy 2: "looks like you had a houdini poop."

by Faceplant307 December 21, 2015

Hopkins High School

This is a place where stupid kids decides to skip class to vape/smoke in the bathrooms and having them locked, leaving people who needs to use the bathroom walk ACROSS the other side just to pee. The school is full of white washed Asians and Blacks. White girls trying to be ghetto. White boys thinking they tough but ain’t got shit. Hopkins had a record of having 4 fights in one day (I think it was 4). All gender bathroom is where people fuck each other. The stairs up the little theater is also a fucking spot. Pep fest are the worst! Little white girls bouncing and kicking there feet’s till they can fly. Racist as teachers. Main office people are the WORST. Those old as ladies needs some help. Principal is chill asf. Class 2019 was the best year PERIODT

Overall, Hopkins is a pretty nice place to be at :D

“Remember when Hopkins High School kids threw trash off of the balcony? Well I was there and sadly got hit by a trash can” :(

“Oh my gosh remember when a girl was sucking a guy in the bathroom! Apparently, one of her arm was swinging back and forth. Yikes”

“Yooo after pep fest these group of people started running together to the bathroom and broke one of the sink!”

by Krabypatty November 10, 2019

self houdini

A guy lays on a slight decline and masterbates. Just when he's about to cum he closes his eyes and spits straight up I the air and then has to guess what hit his face.

"What's on your face? "
"I'm not sure."
"How are you not sure? Did you self Houdini?"

by Bulk Hogan December 21, 2017

Honkie House

A home made up of at least three (3) Caucasian residents (and only Caucasian residents) in a primarily black neighborhood. These "honkies" are very white, but will attempt to camouflage into the surroundings by spending a lot of time on their porch, using phrases like "mmm hmm decent", and giving patrol cars the middle finger as they pass by slowly on the street.

Have you been to the Honkie House in Manayunk? Those crackers know how to throw a party!

by moyer48 May 4, 2010

Hosking

Shit. To have the shits. Liquid fecal matter, often accompanied by malodorous gaseous emissions.

Hosking yeah! OR I can't come in to work today as my guts are all Hosking.

by FoxyLG June 11, 2015

Horkin' the Bjork

1) Reading Animorphs while tripping on hallucinogens and listening to Bjork
2) Masturbating
3) Wrangling a barnyard animal
4) Actually copulating with Bjork

1) "I was Horkin' the Bjork last night when I had an epiphany about life, and how it relates to Elimists."
2) "Dude, lay off Horkin' the Bjork for a while, you're chafing."
3) "Gee, Cletus, the way you're Horkin' the Bjork today we can get off work in time to watch Nascar."
4) "I went to the concert in hopes of Horkin' the Bjork."

by Chris Flemming October 27, 2007