Alabama Turtle Hatching

A sexual act between two consenting adults. During foreplay, one person lubes the others anus while performing felatio/cunnilingus. A hard boiled egg is then inserted into the anus. Once inserted, anal sex occurs until the egg breaks and the man ejaculates. Semen seeps out with the pieces. Resembling a freshly hatched sea turtle.

Last night was so much fun. We had extra hard boiled eggs from ramen night and used them to make an Alabama TURTLE hatching

by DirtStar17 June 4, 2021

hoaching

To teem with. To have a plentiful supply of. Scottish in origin

This place is hoaching with midges

by alexandp January 12, 2009

Hoochin'

Scottish word for busy

'Awh man that place was pure Hoochin' so i ner went in'

Translation
Oh dear that place was very busy so i never went in.

by Curses,x September 6, 2009

Hoaching

Scottish term for " Really Busy"/ "Crowded"/ "Packed"

Emma, It's hoaching in here!

by livpemperpem February 20, 2011

hosching

walking around the office aimlessly while your colleagues work diligently

Is that guy hosching around while everyone else is working hard?

by sillyphilly January 27, 2016

hotchner

The sexiest man alive! The god of a man will give u the nailing of your life then make u waffles he will yell at you and make u horny well also making u feel like a queen he is dad and daddy

He is such a hotchner
Ik right!
Like the guy from criminal minds

by Gay_girl chicken whore❤ December 30, 2020

Hutchins

The most badass motherfucker on the face of the planet. He's so fucking awesome, Chuck Norris bows down to him. A master with any weapon and a champion at slaying vag, a Hutchins can drink more alcohol than John Belushi cracked out on cocaine.

Dude, did you see that guy just fuck those three bitches while killing a terrorist? He's a Hutchins......

by themookieeye November 21, 2010