hotard

A crotchless leotard.

Shanna: "Ashley, you have that workout class tonight, what are you going to wear?"
Ashley: "Duh! My hot pink hotard!"

by AshleySmashley December 28, 2007

Hotard

(hō-tahrd) A mixture of "hoe" and "retard" implying that a person is both promiscuous and stupid.

Jessica: "Did Tyler seriously sleep with Courtney?! Who knows how many diseases she has! Why would he do that?!"

Jesika: "Because he's a hotard."

by winner42 October 14, 2011

hotard

A girl or woman who follows hideous (often slutty) trends even though she knows they are ugly, just to fit into what is currently considered fashionable.

Girls who wear furry boots with their jeans tucked into them comes across instantly as hotards.

by drmroeau January 11, 2013

Hotard

1. An extra dumb promiscuous slut - syn: hoebag, slutty mc slutterson

"The hotard shaved her ass so she couldn't catch crabs"

by ATLGuy June 24, 2014

Hotard

Hooker with a low IQ.

That hotard is so stupid she thought reverse cowgirl was when a horse takes her from behind.

by Team3redheads March 6, 2020

Hotard

Howard - mentally challenged 'ho offspring.

Did you see Moneive's little hotard push that kid?

by Mspoodlehead March 12, 2022

hotard

To be a person who is ridiculously in love, often with a partner who is equally cosmically giddy, overwhelmed, and in the same silly, obnoxious, and illogical joy love relationship. To gush or overflow with ridiculous and unabashed love. Can be used as a verb, adjective, adverb,

I hotard you, so much. Look at us just out here hotarding. My heart hotards when I see you. When you look at me like that my heart goes full hotard.

by DJ Sex Panther October 30, 2023