hotard

Inspired by a company name spotted on the side of a charter bus in New Orleans during a sugar bowl trip.....its someone who is somewhat slutty but also slow or dumb at the same time.

That quarterback for Florida sure is a hotard. TEABAG TEBOW!!!!!

by whoyoudliketobe January 05, 2010

hotard

An insult that infers that a person is a combonation of both a hoe and a retard.

dont mess with that hotard, she got ery std in tha book.

by mike dizzle May 14, 2004

hotard

A crotchless leotard.

Shanna: "Ashley, you have that workout class tonight, what are you going to wear?"
Ashley: "Duh! My hot pink hotard!"

by AshleySmashley November 29, 2007

hotard

A girl or woman who follows hideous (often slutty) trends even though she knows they are ugly, just to fit into what is currently considered fashionable.

Girls who wear furry boots with their jeans tucked into them comes across instantly as hotards.

by drmroeau January 11, 2013

Hotard

Hooker with a low IQ.

That hotard is so stupid she thought reverse cowgirl was when a horse takes her from behind.

by Team3redheads March 07, 2020

hotard

To be a person who is ridiculously in love, often with a partner who is equally cosmically giddy, overwhelmed, and in the same silly, obnoxious, and illogical joy love relationship. To gush or overflow with ridiculous and unabashed love. Can be used as a verb, adjective, adverb,

I hotard you, so much. Look at us just out here hotarding. My heart hotards when I see you. When you look at me like that my heart goes full hotard.

by DJ Sex Panther October 30, 2023

Hotard

dumb person who gets drunk and starts acting like a slutty retard

Michelle: You’re such a hotard! why are you like this!?
Nicholas: My bad, woman!

by brianjonesuncurablerabies August 03, 2024