Hot as balls

To describe the weather

It is hot as balls in Chico in the summer.

by BL June 21, 2001

balls hot

It's so hot that you have to hydrate non stop to keep your balls moist.

You wanna go outside?
Fuck that, it's balls hot out there.

by Twigstick September 13, 2007

hot as balls

Term describing abnormally hot weather, but which can be attributed to exactly 95 degrees Fahrenheit, which is the approximate natural temperature of male testicles.

Actually, it's only 93 degrees outside, so it's just almost as hot as balls.

by Elton John is a Sex God September 18, 2010

hot as balls

A phrase often used in Newfoundland to describe beautiful woman.

That bitch is hot as balls.

by hitch12 September 8, 2006

sweet hot honey balls

A shot including Jim Beam honey and Fireball. 2 ounces of each in a Dixie cup.

She puked last night after choking down one too many sweet hot honey balls.

by celerysmom August 3, 2020

hot as balls

When it's so hot you want to punch someone in the face.

"Goddamn it's hot as balls outside."

by ljak November 23, 2021

Balls Hot

When it's so hot outside, that any removal of your pants results in releasing the pungent smell of your own balls

Guy 1: "I work in a non-AC shop in south Texas. It's usually 100 degree weather"
Guy 2: "That's Balls Hot, man! How does your girl stand the smell down there after you get home from work?"

by Malicious Mario August 4, 2015