Hosing

A Canadian term for goofing off, being an idiot or loser.

Death to everyone is going to come, and it makes hosing much more fun " Bonnie Prince Billy

by PonyUp42303 September 7, 2017

hosing

verb: the act of fornication with no regard for the pleasure of the recipient. Usually accompanied by alcohol (see Jack Daniels hosing) and characterized by frenetic intensity.

I couldn't take staring at those jugs any longer. I took her back to my room and gave her a horrible hosing.

by David Savino October 3, 2007

Hoses

A hoses is a friend who consoles you after a serious breakup or divorce. This friend will lead you back into the world of being a hoe, much like Moses led his people to the promise land.

Courtney: What am I supposed to do about my life now?
Amber: Don't worry girl, I'm going to be your hoses now

by BZ_BB_843 April 29, 2022

hosed

the MIT version: to be completely mentally and physically exhausted from completing some form of academic work typically within the last 8 hours of it being due.

Man I am hosed, I stayed up all night finishing a pset.

by C May 13, 2005

hosed

to be intoxicated. to be drunk to the point of memory loss and the possibily of pissing the bed becomes high.

If we drink all these 40's we're gonna be hosed.

by Tony April 3, 2005

with a hose

Used to exaggerate an action further, usually following off a cliff. May or may not be said by one involved in the conversation.

A: You're so stupid.
B: Stupid.. like a fox!
C: Off a cliff!
B: With a hose!

by babaloulou May 22, 2004

hosed

jargon: messed up, crashed

I tried to install windoze 2K, but the damn install hosed my system

by [c0x0r] January 3, 2005