hognitzer

a huge fucking zit generally located in an unorthodox area such as the nape of the neck,ass cheek(making sitting difficult),or temple(resembling a horn).

"ouch, did you see the size of the hognitzer on mike's neck? I think it has it's own pulse.

by ryan meske March 13, 2008

howlitzer

when you are taking a crap and theres a fart behind it so that it shoots into the toilet, and youre butt cheeks slap together.

He was on the toilet pushing hard and let out a howlitzer

by 2baddavid February 6, 2008

street howitzer

A shotgun, usually a twelve guage

ill take the 9 mil, u carry the street howitzer.

by utizzle January 11, 2008

Boner Howitzer

The Boner Howitzer was originally a concept invented by two kids in Kentucky. Its origins can be traced to a combination of Jewish-based hilarity and Penis-based comedy. The two came together to form the "Boner Howitzer". Typically, this is used as an expression of something being funny.

This term has also been used to describe a post-medieval style cannon shooting what appears to be a large phallus ejaculating upon itself at extremely high speeds.

Guy 1: "BONER HOWITZER!"
Guy 2: "WTF?"
Guy 1: *chuckle chuckle*

by Bhowitzer69 April 29, 2009

Howitzer

A female Cadet at West Point who is built like the beefiest of their male counterparts.

"You're into her??? She's a fucking howitzer.

by lordthayer May 10, 2021

Howitzer

The common occurrence while defecating when a loud powerful fart proceeds a fast moving shit bullet that chips the bowl

He drunkenly fell off the crapper and howitzered through the stall wall where the shit shrapnel got lodged in the occupant's leg

by joshster August 12, 2007

Street Howetzer

Noun: a Shotgun, owing to its effectivness in blowing the shit out of everything in its path. As in a Howetzer (heavy artillery piece) for use on the streets

They will think twice before fucking with us because of this street howetzer

or

The cop opened up with a street howetzer and dropped six of them!

by Saberslinger March 21, 2009