horsefuck 

The act of intruding into the personal affairs and expectations of another individual to a very high degree; resulting in some really fucked up shit. Commonly used by governments, lawyers, angry spouses, and insurance companies.

I'm getting horsefucked by that bloody bitch claims adjuster,because she won't include pain and suffering in my insurance claim. Cleetus and Billy Bob got theirs straightened out, I wonder how the other 47 passengers of the bus are doin' with their phony whiplash claims...hmmmm.

horsefuck by Phil McCaverty December 12, 2003

Horsepussy 

A gross injustice; An unfortunate state of events; Something so egregious that the word bullshit would be an understatement

Monte: Man, I was really looking forward to a beer after work but my wife just text me and said I have to go to the dirty hippie farm to pick up vegetables.

Luke: Awww man that really sucks...

Monte: That's horsepussy. I mean I could have gone on Sunday but I would have been late for the baseball game.

Luke: Which also would have been horsepussy.

Horsepussy by Flizzle62 May 7, 2009

horse pucky 

Horse shit. The excrement of an equine. Not to be confused with "horse pukky" which is in fact a test of a person's spelling ineptitude.

Sarah Palin's foreign policy experience is a load of horse pucky.

horse pucky by Pailin Palin January 14, 2009

Horsebuckle

When a female wraps her legs around your waist from your back and closes guard beneath your balls. Inner locking the forefront of her foot to the arch on the opposite, thus creating a somewhat simulation of a belt. Whilst she has your back she reaches both hands around your bust jerking you off if able to. It’s a vary rare instance, be grateful.

Ken: So how did it go last night with Natasha bro?

Jack: She had the gnarliest HORSEBUCKLE in the south!
Ken: What does that mean?

Jack: **laughs** What a rookie...

Horsebuckle by theinfamousdizzler November 2, 2020

Horsefucker 

An abusive asshole who looks like a horse and wants to fuck one in the ass because of the resemblance

Person 1: Hey did you talk to Horsefucker today

Person 2: yeah he yelled at me for no reason
Person 1: that asshole

Horsefucker by Rocco123 June 17, 2021

Horsepussy 

A grotesque, emotional creature often female that practices promiscuous behavior, complains often, and has an unusual appetite for hay and male genitalia. Such creature often expels an odor of raw fish and eggs. Rarely would a horsepussy be seen in public except in the presence of a large male population or swimming pool. A horsepussy releases an earpiercing sound when excited or in heat (which is often) and extremely dangerous. A horsepussy should not be approached under any circumstances and those who encounter one shall run the opposite direction because a horsepussy is capable of gnawing, burning, and destroying various parts of the human body upon contact.

Woah, I saw this disgusting horsepussy in Denver today she almost got me man!" "Dude, that sucks I ran into a horsepussy in Council Bluffs and had to get rabies shots for weeks.

Horsepussy by AblackMan389 June 15, 2011

HorseFucker 

A funny name for a fan of my little pony

"I used to watch my little pony when I was younger" "Haha you horsefucker"

HorseFucker by sweetchristmas2016 June 7, 2016