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Horseland 

A website that used to be full of cool kids that is now full of losers and the occasional decent person. The people who own it don't give a toss about whether there moderators are calling people - THEY JUST DON'T CARE. The new people are about 10 && go around shouting "Owwww I just slit my wrists."

PATHETIC.
Horseland Forum --

Emochild <3 Heartbroken: I just slit my wrists
HOTEMOCHICKANDCHEERLEADER: Me too! We are sad together
Hannah Montana: Hi, I am the real Hannah Montana!!
Emochild <3 Heartbroke: Your not Hannah Montana
Hannah Montana: Yes I am - YOUR JUST JELOUS
Horseland by I am annonymous January 11, 2009
Roughousing, sometimes mock-wrestling, usually between two boys of similar age. "Horseplay" at first glance looks like actual fighting or wrestling until the more playful "fooling around" element become visible, but horseplay sometimes can deteriorate into real fighting.

A Midwestern urban regionalism means the same but includes a "get your back" connotation: grabass. No one considers that homoerotic.
"I told you, boys, no horseplay standing in line. You're not getting into the theater if you don't stop fooling around like that."
horseplay by al-in-chgo August 18, 2010

Horsecat 

crossbreed of a horse and cat. recently create by a little korean girl

also has a life expectancy of 50 some years.

not to be confused with house cat
Tutor: what word is this korean girl? (points to house cat)
Korean: horsecat!

Tutor's friend: *muffled laughter* horsecat *muffled laughter*
Horsecat by <3horsecat July 13, 2010

Absolute horseplay 

A dublin 4 slang term for good time
Guy 1) want to go down trinners

Guy 2) sounds like absolute horseplay
Absolute horseplay by J o c March 18, 2021

horseland blog 

a supercool website (horselandblog.com) which updates members of horseland.com on what moronic AND the occasional intelligent decisions the staff has made. also, it warns us of the newest noobs in town and explains to us extremely important topics such as freedom of speech. run by an awesometastical person who goes by the alias "julian".
1. horseland blog is the most hilarious thing i have seen all day.

2. thanks to horselandblog.com, i finally understand what it means to be a noob !
horseland blog by zoasterrr February 28, 2009

horseland 

Horseland is a free interactive game once supported by mature older kids. Horseland has now turned gay and faggy. Horseland is run by 'Lil green people who crawl up your ass and nest in your hair. Horseland has many two faced ugly Moderators that are losers in the real world. Any person signing up for a account will be chased to the gates of hell and beaten over the head with a baseball bat. horseland has over 4 million players, that means that there is yet another 4 million mentally fucked and unproductive members of socity In America, United Kingdom, Canada and surronding areas. There is also chats such as Basic Chat Three B3 that used to be filled with cool people but is now just over run by 10 year olds claiming to be emo and hardcore. There is also Basic Chat 2 B2 where all the B3 rejects go and cut themselves. There is also Bubblechat where all the Fruitcakes and perverts go hump the other bubbles
IN B3
hottgirl90078:: WHO NEEDS A GIRL FRIEND
hottgirl90078:: WHO NEEDS A GIRL FRIEND
hottgirl90078:: WHO NEEDS A GIRL FRIEND
hottgirl90078:: WHO NEEDS A GIRL FRIEND
hottgirl90078:: WHO NEEDS A GIRL FRIEND
emodude45554:: Lets have sex on horseland messages
MODERATER:: Let's have a threesom!
hottgirl90078:: Yayy!
horseland by Hawkington =]] January 11, 2009