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fucking the whole horse 

fucking the whole horse
to fuck the whole horse

Transient contextual meanings.
1.a To mess up.
1.b To ruin things, esp. for other people. 1.c To fair poorly, as on a project or in a new career.
e.g. Oh man, the Clarkson account? Yeah, I really fucked the whole horse on that one. I think I'm going to lose my job.

2.a To do extremely well.
2.b To accomplish with flare and elegance, as in a project or a new career.

e.g. The new record? Are you kidding me? You guys really fucked the whole horse on that one. Im so excited for the release.
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horse fuckin cockmaster 

gay man who likes to have gay sex with male horses
Justin Quinn is a horse fuckin cockmaster!!!

Stormin Norman Horse Fuckin 

Nailing a random girl from behind pulling a train tagging from behind while gently stroking her throat as you would a horse with her naying and kicking and cumming in her anal cavity making a mess for everyone else.
I was giving the town hooker a stormin Norman horse fuckin first in line makin a mess for the other ten guys

West Texan Horse Fuckin' 

to fuck one, a chick with no reguard for her or your own safety. From behind with a fist full of hair, just givin her hell.
Man we were at Las Cruces a few weeks ago and ol' Wes rounded up that bitch. Man he took her to his horse trailer and gave a good ol' fashion West Texas Horse Fuckin'.

New Castle Hose Fucking 

Shoving a hose up someone's ass and turning the water on while having sex.
Damn, that girl got freaky when I gave her a new castle hose fucking.

Take back your fuckin horse 

To tell somebody else to "take back YOUR fuckin horse" means for that person to take back a problem they have cast upon you, without your willing consent.

When you throw or cast YOUR problem(s) onto somebody else, just to get that trash away, it will come back. The "Horse" is the problem, it can be anything that is causing issues for you, and you dont want anymore.

So to truely take back the horse, means the other person you cast it on, is fed up with having that shit on them, and they feel its time for you to deal with the problem, not just give to others.
Frank thinks: "Im fuckin tired of Betty always hitting on me, why wont that ulgy slut leave me alone!"
____The next Day___

Fred: "Hey Betty, i felt it was time for me to finnaly treat you right, so im gona hook you up with the coolest guy i know. trust me, he fucks like a tiger. His name is Tom."

Betty: "O hell ya, i havnt got laid in weeks, thanks ^_^"
::::::::Next day:::::::
Betty: "Hey tom, wanna fool around, im so horny right now"

Tom thinks: "Damnit Frank, i dont want this slut on me now -"TAKE BACK YOUR FUCKIN HORSE"-

goat fucking tree house jumper 

One who fucks goats and jumps from tree houses.
"Get off my computer you goat fucking tree house jumper!"