horse face

one who has an unsightly long pointed face (much like an inbred horse) along with grotesque bucked teeth. May also be rather hairy.

"Hey! Horse face, god called he said you suck!"

by not Adam May 31, 2003

horse face

to have a face so long and narrow, that it reseambles that of a horse.

Wow, that couple will go great together considering that they both have horse face's.

by ApR!L like the month only better March 24, 2003

Horse Face

1) A douche bag that stalks musicians, asks for photos and autographs, and then proceeds to talk shit about them either to their faces or behind their backs.

2) An ugly long faced douche bag with a big nose resembling a horse.

1) Guy 1: So Kristoffer does the most controversial and volatile thing anyone can do, and yells to Jerry Cantrell loudly and clearly for everyone to hear: "It should have been you instead of Layne!".
Guy 2: Wow, what a fucking Horse Face.

2) "Wow, that thug that had that 2 second spot on 30 Rock is a Horse Face!"

by metalbro4life May 27, 2010

Horse Face

When someone has high cheek bones and a slender face. Nickname given by douchebags who are really ugly and feel the need to shit on others

People Who have been called horse face:
Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, Sam Worthington, other good looking celebs and average joes.

Kevinioann: Paris Hilton has such a horse face
Kirsten: Shut up you're just jealous your girlfriends not as hot, and doesnt have herps.

by DevilFan August 29, 2012

horse face

One of the many cruel labels that fall on butt ugly people with ridiculously long faces and large, gummy buckteeth.

horse face was lured into a false sense of security by way of a dangling carrot.

by decepti_kun April 3, 2006

HORSE FACED

anybody with a horse face... not just a woman, you retard

duuuuuh men cant have horse faces durrrr

by erin April 18, 2005

HORSE FACED

A woman with a long face, similar to a horse's.

Did you fuck that ugly, horse faced bitch?

by Eric April 11, 2005