hoetastic scale

rating a person from 1 - 10 on how hoetastic they are.

desiree is a 10 on the hoetastic scale.

by desireee && anetaa <33 January 11, 2008

horntastic

A woman/Man who is very horny all the time, usually in a sexy and fun way.

Greg: Man you were all over shelly at the beach today
Paul: Yeah bro, shelly is sooo horntastic.
Greg: getttt it!

by beachbabe124 December 5, 2010

Hoenastics

Any form of activity that will increase abilities as a hoe.

Keisha is a pro at Hoenastics.

by Gogetajh April 30, 2011

hocrastinating

Procrastinating, by way of engaging in ho-like activities.

Girl 1: Ugh, I don't want to do my work... I think I'll post naked pictures of myself on the Internet.

Girl 2: Stop hocrastinating.

by EDD7 December 16, 2010

hogtastic

Hogtastic is a penis of exemplary size, and taste.

i.e. Kathy, did you know that Tim's penis is hogtastic? Why yes Delia, I did.

by TheFalcon4life October 7, 2011

horgasmical

The act of being orgasmic. Looked upon orgasmically.

Dude, she's horgasmical....

by 14 year old female May 26, 2006

hoetastic

a word used by teenage girls that describes that something is hoe standard and also refer to the word hoetastic scale.

when someone/thing is slutty or just awesomely awesome, it is hoetastic.

by desireee && anetaa <33 January 11, 2008