hormonally challenged

1. Hormones that rage out of control; in particular teenagers and tweenagers beginning puberty. 2. Can also be used to describe the flip-side when the 40 & 50's hit and again the hormones are out of control.

1. "Oh, please don't mind my daughter, she's hormonally challenged!" or "Geez, you can just *smell* the testosterone in the H.S. Cafeteria - those boys are so hormonally challenged!!" 2. "Hot flashes again?!? You must be hormonally challenged!" 3. "Let's not even mention Viagra!"

by jbzmom October 4, 2008

Hormonal Ejaculation

Hormonal Ejaculation is another synonym for crying, although not very subtle sounding, it does fit appropriately as shedding out tears could also be defined as ejaculating your hormones.

A :Hey did you hear? , our boy got his ass dumped by his chick last night.

B : Ah Shit, For real ?

A : Yeah ! , and that was followed by a shit load of Hormonal Ejaculation from his side.

A & B : Lol'z, Poor Him! ...

by Eliminist August 7, 2010

Hormoanal

When your hormones are going wild and you just need to complain about it. Repeatedly. In public. Or on Twitter or Facebook.

I have pimples, hair in funny places and I am sweating like a man, sorry to have to tell you these things, I just needed to be hormoanal.

by bbeingcool May 9, 2012

hormonal wreck

A expression used when someone’s hormones get the best of them. Being around a hormonal wreck is not funny nor entertaining it is annoying and some people need to get their shit together. Hormonal wrecks often throw tantrums and act out for no apparent reason. if you come across a hormonal wreck turn around and run the other way. If someone you know is a hormonal wreck the best thing you can do for them is to tell them to shut up and then walk away and leave them be.

Sally is being such a hormonal wreck! She wrecked my new Lamborghini because she didn’t liked the way I breathed!!

by Yourmomsusedvape February 24, 2022

hormonal

Relating to or affected by addictive arousal from activities, or the idea of them, due solely to the knowledge that one can but should not perform them. The underlying hormones are probably dopamine, adrenaline, and testosterone.

I am hormonal, so I break things for my kicks.

by Kev Corwin August 4, 2007

Hormonal hatred (HH)

Hormonal hatred describes the hatred that adolescents going through puberty experience due to the high influxes of hormonal changes and development. “HH” is the shorthand of referring to this term:

My 13-year-old son expressed hormonal hatred (hh) towards dinner because it wasn’t what he wanted.

My sixteen-year-old year daughter experienced hormonal hatred (hh) during her period which was also exacerbated by the fact that she’s going through puberty.

by LingDanc803 December 21, 2022

"hormonal lubricant"

A fluid of varying colour and viscosity, from brown and chunky to green and runny. This fluid is excreted from the areola when the nipple is squeezed. Beware! if "hormonal lubricant" is built up it can become projectile and has a nasty habit of getting in the eyes of innocent bystanders.It is important that you test your self for this malady. The next time your in the shower grab hold of the area around your nipple and squeeze, directing pressure towards the areola(not applicable if you are pregnant or a cow). If you test positive for HLM ("hormonal lubricant" malady) seek professional help right away.

Harry: Ohh look my nipples are all ridgy, i'll squeeze them...
The Guys: why?
Harry: I can make "hormonal lubricant" come out!
**Squeezes nipples HLM comes out, sprays crowd**
Everyone else: Ewwwww thats vomitastic

by Hans Brix May 23, 2006