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hornswaggle

A comical word to be used in place of "con" "jip" "cheated".
by ChrisS March 7, 2005
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box of herbs

A box of herbs refers to a particular mood relating to feeling useless, confusion or similar nondescript states. Originating from early herbal pharmaceutical remedies which showed little efficacy, the 'box of herbs' (alt. phrasing- 'box o' herbs') has evolved from medical terminology, into every day speech/slang. When one feels like a 'box of herbs', they are conveying a sense of uselessness, often feeling like they are at a crossroad in their life, with difficult decisions to chose from on each corner. This feeling is followed by confusion, depression, and the occasional polyphagia. The 'box of herbs' mental state is often very difficult to handle, and perplexing for people suffering from psychosomatic indecisiveness. Some effective remedies for feeling like a box of herbs are group decision making and deep thought. Often, only time will replace this feeling with easier to handle emotions, such as feeling like a 'box of birds'.

The negative connotation associated with the phrase 'box of herbs' has lent itself to alternate interpretations. It is not uncommon to find 'box of herbs' referring to any number of negative emotional states.
friend 1:"Good times, bad times?"

friend 2:"I don't know what I'm doing with my life. I feel like a box of herbs."

friend 1:"So...how much do you bench?"
by a_c_e October 27, 2007
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synthetic car horns

The sound of automobile horns created entirely by hardware or software synthesis.
No real car horns are harmed when synthetic car horns are used.

Most frequently found in synthesizer music and computer demo zax.
The demo program for the Apple Mac titled, "Chevrolet" by the computer demo group Nooon has synthetic car horns in it. Howl kewl!!!
by Telephony April 4, 2015
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Hobbs NM

Hobbs NM....a place with athletes who think they’re going pro, rappers who think they’re going to be the next big thing... hoes that think being a hoe is cute, where girls just want to wear your hoodie and suck your dick,teen pregnancy, HIV, annoying beaners with their dropped trucks, red necks with their lifted trucks...and a shitty ass high school....last but not least, Girl’s with too much fucking make up🤡, anorexic guys with perms, and a bunch of fake ass thugs who think they’re from the trenches.
Hey want to go to Hobbs NM?
Nah I heard the bitches in Hobbs NM do anything for attention and sex.
by Zach. G February 13, 2019
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Harbshake

The act of shaking the losing coaches hand so vigorously, that his feelings, along with the bones in his hand, are hurt.
Did you see the Harbshake Harbaugh gave Schwartz? Must have broke his spirit, along with his fingers.
by NW49erFaithful October 23, 2011
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hornswoggled

I have been hornswoggled by those filthy con artists, they tricked into going to another candle party.
by Clam-hat April 29, 2003
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ass horns

A tattoo on the small of a girl's back, directly above her ass.
When Rachel bent over, her shirt came up and she showed off her ass horns.
by Dalemite September 6, 2005
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