Horatio Jammers

To stick out one's fists in front of themself, and shake quickly back and forth as if jerking off an invisible man.

Did you see Rachel Nabatz do the Horatio Jammers the other day?

by Anzulo Nildo October 20, 2003

Horatio

A nigga who consumes beans

Whatchu want? I dunno, beans? Damn you sound like my nigga Horatio.

by Burito Faggito December 6, 2018

full horatio

see also "full nelson" - ie ; "horatio" in reference to horatio nelson - famous historical admiral and nautical tactician.
-getting head while in a gay naval "coming aboard" position the new and improved 69.
most likely so named in honour of one of the worlds finest sailors , and alluding to the nocturnal naval pastimes of lonely sailors on those endless women-less nights on the high seas.

"in full view of a horrified crowd of people , lady di was clearly being given full horatio by a smelly old tramp on a piss stained mattress..."

by luger douche September 4, 2008

horatia

the hottest, coolest, best, baddest bitch ever.

omg i wish i was more like horatia

by babymilf April 14, 2021

dirty horatio

The act of ejaculating onto your girlfriends face while she is wearing sunglasses and listening to The Who.

My girlfriend was sunbathing in the back yard the other day and when The Who came on the radio, I just had to give her a Dirty Horatio.

by Squilubrious Fnizzleschnarf Jr June 10, 2020

Horatio

'Ho' and 'ratio' fused into the Latin derived namesake. Used as a covert way to inquire as to the amount of females at a particular locale, usually a party.

1:"Bro, we're having a kegger tonight at my place, wanna come?"
2:"Horatio?"
1:"3 to 1"
2:"I'm down"

by Dick Sungwell February 5, 2010

horatious

horrendous, horrible, terrible

"Two girls one cup" is a horatious site.

by duey xP January 27, 2008