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(Noun) When a woman sucks all the cum out of a guy.
I hoovered him last night; I emptied him. My girlfriend hoovered me last night, I'm completely empty.
Hoovered by MooseOperator January 28, 2024
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When a young man gets stupidly drunk and then tries it on with a farmers daughter, gets turned down, but heroically tries again.
DUDE... JOE TOTALLY GOT HOOPERED LAST NIGHT!
YEAH I HEARD ANNA SAID SHE AINT NO REBOUND?
Hoopered by Serbian-kid February 24, 2009

hookered out 

when males or females (most of the time females) wear outfits that are EXTENSIVELY provocative to the mall.
The chick wearing the wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked short, wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked tight shorts that made her have to walk funny was totally hookered out, and i was going to ask her if she was really a hooker, and if she wasnt a hooker, what the hell was she thinking?
hookered out by core J August 29, 2005
Not sitting down in public stall & got the seatbelt, just hovered, resulting in random trajectories of poo.
Some dude just hovered the stall.
hovered by Wraeth October 13, 2014

hoodered 

To get spied upon, stalked, and then screwed over at work by a co-worker using information of the internet.
Did you hear about Tom? Sue found out about him selling stuff online while he was at work and hoodered him.
hoodered by Chister April 6, 2010

hootered up 

when someone is drunk or extremely buzzed.
Mom and dad were all hootered up when they came home from the bar, they couldn't stop giggling.
hootered up by cassc4413 December 28, 2009