Hoover

A N.P.D. ex's version of the booty call. Instead this time, it's for further abuse/use your resources rather than just meaningless sex.

NPD ex's text message: hey, I know it's been a while and you probably don't want to hear from me. I'm sorry for all that I've done but I don't really think I've done anything wrong. Needless to say, I love you so much. Please give me a chance to talk to you again. Love, narc.

Girl/guy: Great, another Hoover message. Guess it's time to get my number changed.

by npdisclusterb March 31, 2019

Hoover

One who partakes in oral sex quite often, and sucks like the vacuum cleaner

Tim: "Damn, Lisa blows a lot of guys"
Danny: "Yeah, she's a Hoover"

by NachoCheez May 25, 2014

hoover

Discreetly used in place of the word 'suck(s).'

Linkin Park hoovers! Man, that chick can sure hoover a mean dick!

by @ p$3ud0n`/m May 13, 2005

hoover

To consume beer rapidly

" You finished already? What a Hoover"
" Is that a beer or a TV? Hoover that beer!"

by Upright Hoover April 13, 2007

Hoover

Someone who really enjoys giving hickies... especially when they dont mean to and everyone they know, knows about it.

Your hoover of a girlfriend left a love bite on your neck.

by RevStan January 6, 2004

hoover

A brand of vacuum cleaners.

There is a hoover in the store.

by Andrew Stolzenbach October 17, 2003

Hoover

A suck-up

"I love your new haircut, boss" "Oh, quit being such a hoover"

by enalzi December 8, 2002