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Hoover Maneuver 

The Hoover Maneuver is the fifth step in the sexual combo "Cave Canem." The move itself begins in the Wheelbarrow position. The driver of the wheelbarrow then sweeps the wheelbarrow's arms out from under them and drags them across the carpet.
She fell in love with the Wheelbarrow after I introduced it to her. I finished her off last night with the Hoover Maneuver; don't mention the rug burns on her chin.
Hoover Maneuver by Warmpain May 1, 2010
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Hoover Maneuver 

You begin in normal freaky-move starting position (doggy style). The woman is on all fours. In a swift motion, you take her arms and pull them to the side, making her face fall to the ground. Then you start walking around, making vaccuum noises. It's easy, fun, and keeps your floor clean.
Dude, I used the Hoover Manuver on Cindi last night and now she has rug-burn on her forehead.

Hoover Maneuver 

A Hoover Maneuver is when a man tries to give himself a blow job with a vacuum cleaner.
Malcom had to go the hospital last night as a result of an injury sustained during a Hoover Maneuver.
Hoover Maneuver by Grimacci June 1, 2013

hoover maneuver 

While taking someone from behind, you pull their arms back while lifting them up off the bed. You then proceed to angle them downward rubbing their face on the carpeted floor while making "vroom vroom" noises.
Dude, I totally busted out the Hoover Maneuver on that broad last night...

Yeah, she kicked me out after, but it was worth it!
hoover maneuver by El V January 10, 2008

Hoover Maneuver 

When having sex with a girl doggy-style you pull out when you're about to finish and spit on her back, so she thinks you shot it there, while firing your load onto the floor. Then you pull her legs out from under her and pull her back and forth over the spot thus "cleaning it up".
There's now a stain on my floor after I gave that chick the hoover maneuver.
Hoover Maneuver by tcs3700 December 7, 2006

Hoover maneuver 

When you are having one of these oral sex or sex and you cum on the ground and pick your bitch up by her bottom legs and rub her face in it like a vacuum cleaner.
Dude at work last night chode nose gave steven a hoover maneuver.

Hoover Maneuver 

(v. or n.)

v. to have sex doggy-style with a woman on the floor and then proceed to push her face across the carpet until rug burn occurs

n. the act of pushing a girl's face across the rug as to cause rug burn while having doggy-style sex
v. Lisa's face was so red after I Hoover Maneuevered her across the floor (all night long).

n. After I give her the Hoover Manuever, she'll need a new face.
Hoover Maneuver by The Franchise January 25, 2005