The intense build up of semen in men due to lack of sex or the much needed occasional jerk off. Has been known to cause much more serious conditions such as soggy balls or the overwhelming sensation that the ball sac feel tight and weighted down.
Man! Latisha hasn't had sex with me in weeks! I'm afraid that I might hurt myself if I keep hoarding the jerky like this!
by Ju ju man March 4, 2010
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When you hold onto relationships, feelings or emotions too long past when they should have been let go
by KICK USA May 19, 2014
Get the emotional hoarding mug.The act of trying to consolidate as many girls as possible at you or a close friends house party and then kicking out all their male friends so you can have free reign of the booty. This tactic works best with high school girls, because a. their friends are pushovers, and b. they can't leave since you just kicked their ride home out.
Bart: Do you want to go to Joey's party later on man?
Amundred: Nahh, he's just going to be pussy hoarding again. Last weekend that dastardly man kicked me out and tried to penetrate my girlfriend!
Bart: Waah?? That's mightily uncool, brosif!
Amundred: Nahh, he's just going to be pussy hoarding again. Last weekend that dastardly man kicked me out and tried to penetrate my girlfriend!
Bart: Waah?? That's mightily uncool, brosif!
by cumonacryinggirl September 4, 2011
Get the Pussy Hoarding mug.When something (usually in a group of things) is so awesome that it makes everything around it seem bad. This cool thing could be described as "hoarding teh awesome."
Mike: "That new CD I bought isn't very good. The first track was so kickass that all the other songs on the CD seemed awful by comparison."
Steve: "That song was totally hoarding teh awesome."
Steve: "That song was totally hoarding teh awesome."
by SJS 3 January 12, 2009
Get the hoarding teh awesome mug.Buying tons of Holiday items(Mostly Food)to enjoy after the holidays are over. This does not only apply to Christmas, but any other commercialized holiday.
"Mom just went shopping, and she is definately going to be holiday hoarding some Christmas cookies. We're gonna end up eating them until mid-July.
by Your Moms Man November 30, 2010
Get the Holiday Hoarding mug.When you have way too many icons on your dock on a Mac computer. When you try to take the time to get rid of one, you can't decide which shortcut to delete.
Leonard: Dude, you should delete some of those icons off of your dock. You have way too many down there.
Jared: I know man, I just don't know which one to get rid of.
Leonard: What about Stickies?
Jared: No way dude! I need a shortcut for that. How else will I be able to jot ideas down on the computer and have them read aloud by a robot?
Leonard: What about Chess?
Jared: No dude, what if I get bored?
Leonard: You don't even know how to play. You are totally Dock Hoarding.
Jared: I know man, I just don't know which one to get rid of.
Leonard: What about Stickies?
Jared: No way dude! I need a shortcut for that. How else will I be able to jot ideas down on the computer and have them read aloud by a robot?
Leonard: What about Chess?
Jared: No dude, what if I get bored?
Leonard: You don't even know how to play. You are totally Dock Hoarding.
by Leonard69 February 20, 2011
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