Hooman

Hooman is human in dog language

Doggie 1 "my hooman is coot"
Doggie 2 "no my hooman is cootest

by Ilovejakeandloganpauler February 5, 2019

Beautiful hooman

Someone that's beautiful on both the inside and the outside

Dominic Sandoval is a beautiful hooman.

by xDominator May 10, 2018

hoodman

A "hoodman" is an individual who's devoted to their neighborhood. Not to be confused with a "hooded man" or a person who simply wears a hood out on the street. A hoodman possesses the knowledge of every slang term. Although it's typical for a hoodman to act rough and tough-hearted, they're loyal to their homies, their "n*ggas", and their home.

(The hood)

Person A: "Ayo bro, my hood is my ride-or-die chick. I don't need no bitch!"
Person B: "Yee.. you a real hoodman."

by Rose♡ July 3, 2017

Cutest Wee Hooman

Group of words used in conjunction to describe your favorite smol human

Soft yet appealing to even the baddest of bitches
Often used alongside beautiful, sexy, cute, hot etc.

Shania is the cutest wee hooman I've ever met and I love her more than she does

by American frankenfurter January 3, 2020

Hooman

A miswritten word of "human" usually used by parrots when talking about their owner.

My pet hooman is great!

by HoosierGamer November 13, 2018

Hoooman

Hooooman is the king of owls,
He has a propeller on his head and has an arm with a hook on it, he has no feathers and has no eyes, he has sonar echoes.

Did you see Sir Vincent and his owl. Hoooman is complete fail.
Christina searched for answers along with her owl Hedwig. They saw Hoooman and shot him. Hooooman is complete fail so he cannot die

by The God King FTW June 28, 2009

Hooman

The actual definition is that it's a name for some Persian men, but it's now more commonly used as a substitute for human, used by animals like dogs, cats, and apparently parrots. It's actually a very cute way of saying it, especially if you use it with a cute voice.

Zis hooman be useless - he will not give meh le cookies.

by Kitsune Aya February 10, 2020