Hooker's Toothbrush

Gargling or drinking Peppermint Schnapps when no actual toothbrush is available for use, usually because a person has spent the evening in one or more strangers' beds.

Chloe begins every morning by using a hooker's toothbrush so that her mouth doesn't smell like jizz after she's been slutting it up all evening.

by SmallzTimerz September 27, 2012

dead hooker unit

The amount of space occupied by a dead hooker, typically used to measure the size of a car's trunk. The actual volume of a Dead Hooker Unit has been disputed, since hookers come in different sizes. Most parties agree that a DHU is the average volume occupied by a dead hooker, but that there is not a definite conversion from DHU to liters.

A Ford Taurus only has a 3.1 Dead Hooker Unit trunk. What are we going to do with the fourth dead hooker?

by BrockLi August 24, 2006

Blackjack and hookers

An exclamation When person A creates an institution person B thinks they can do better, person B exclaims that they will create the same institution but "with blackjack and hookers."

Bill: "Hey Zach, were you invited to John's party?
Zach: "That ass is having a party without ME?! Well fuck him, I'll have my own party with blackjack and hookers!"

by McGingie December 18, 2014

Hostile Hooker

When you accidentally run over a hooker on your way to college and she starts to kick your car door.

Amy: “How do we get rid of this hostile hooker?”
Person 2: “ Don’t worry she might die from all the pills she ingested today, what a dumb hoe”

by Amymamy December 8, 2020

hollerdays

Noun. Holidays marked by family shouting matches resulting from lousy group dynamics, dysfunctional communication, and/or years of built-up resentments.

Ellen flew in from Seattle, even Jimmy came in from London. We're all home for the hollerdays -- let the screaming begin!

by 5$wds December 23, 2009

Holler boy

Someone you can call in anytime of need and they will come help no questions asked.

Holler if you're needin' somethin' done
Holler if you need a chip or a shoulder
And a hand with a loaded gun
We'll be out that screen door, no shirt on
Leavin' two blackmarks down a one lane road
Yeah we, yeah we, yeah we them holler boys

by Th3lastone September 22, 2020

Hooker Hoagie

The act of throwing lunch meats at a hooker and trying to get them to stick.

Mark and Steve payed a little extra for the pleasure of throwing Salami and Bologna at Harris hoping to get them to stick thus making a Hooker Hoagie.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 25, 2019