Hoodwinked

One of the most underrated animated films ever made. The films tells the story of Red Riding Hood but in the form of a police investigation. Everyone has either never heard of this movie (which is most people), seen it once and completely forgot it existed, or seen it so many times that they can recite the entire movie line for line, scene for scene, shot for shot, because it's permanently engraved in their brains (aka me).

Me: Have you ever seen this movie called Hoodwinked?
"Friend": Yeah, it sucked
Me: I'll end your worthless existence if you don't change your mind right now

by Hug Me ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ December 12, 2021

hoodwinker

A derogatory term for a Freemason. Freemason initiations involve 'hoodwinking' or blindfolding the initiate, and telling him all kinds of hocus pocus. Thus, every Mason is a hoodwinker in turn.

Those hoodwinkers are having their pancake breakfast again down at the Masonic Temple.

by sternwise September 30, 2006

Hoodwinked

When a store clerk deceives one into purchasing an overly expensive item. The said price is unknown to the customer and there fore they have been tricked

That clerk at Lush hoodwinked me into buying some expensive soap.

by Matt S. Wrong June 2, 2013

hoodwink

(hood*wink) <verb> 1. to wink and nod as in offer & acceptance 2. to offer valueless goods, services, or other well meaning but otherwise empty promises <noun> 1. how folks in the hood do business without currency 2. a scam; in some cases harmless, but always with full knowledge <adjective> 3. by any means necessary

She wanted to use his car, so hoodwinked him to believe she'd hangout with him after running her errands.

by subtlesteel July 12, 2010

Hoodwinked

Getting tricked into unprotected sex by a man with an uncircumcised penis.

The doctor said "theres nothing wrong here he is just uncircumcised". She replied "I thought that was a strange looking condom!" The Doctor replied "Yup, you just got hoodwinked!"

by Stelow January 18, 2011

Hoodwinked

When the man pulls out and cums into the hood of the girls jacket, and pulls it over her head.

Jeff hoodwinked his girlfriend last night.

by singlepriest128 June 29, 2011

hoodwinked

being scammed by someone who lives in the hood.

I was hoodwinked by Nicole, she burrowed 20 bucks on the promise of paying me back on the 1st. of the month. I track her down on the 10th. of the month and she trys to pay me back with foodstamps. I was hoodwinked.

by C L 8er March 12, 2009