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Humdinger Speedbag

Cunalingus delivered with an extremely high frequency of tongue movement in a semi-eliptical progression. Varying pressure must be applied to execute properly.
My tongue was bashing up on her clit like a speedbag.. She was definitely getting the ol' Humdinger speedbag special!
by G-manicus September 15, 2010
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hoodwinker

An extremely talented JA/JO player who lives somewhere in Canada. See Own or Gay.
1) Hoodwinker just owned me. 2) Hoodwinker is a Canadian bastard.
by Batman June 10, 2004
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Hoodwinker

A less than trustworthy person who does shady business.
"That hoodwinker ripped me off on Craigslist!"
"Those hoodwinkers sold me a broke computer"
by TurnHereFreaks September 17, 2014
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Blibbering Humdinger

A clever, yet elusive magical beast known to write witty songs that poke fun at wizards.
"OOOO Look! It's a blibbering humdinger!" - Luna Lovegood
by parsley mouth November 22, 2011
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hollinger

To manipulate statistics using dubious formulae so as to show one player or person as better than others.

This is taken from the Hollinger player rankings where various formulae are used that defy common belief.
Chris' stats were hollingered to show that he was better than John.
by mangoman January 21, 2007
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Hoobanger

A four wheeled vehicle, that in better times may have been called either a piece of junk, a clunker, a hoopty, a bucket, or a pile, but is no far more beat up, discolored, louder, rustier, or aggressively unattractive. An automobile that you wouldn't expect to see anywhere other than in a junk yard, at a demolition derby, or parked on the streets of Somalia. A vehicle that even the dirtiest of hitchhikers would not be caught dead riding in.
"Is that rust & bondo colored hoobanger parked outside yours? No wonder why you're still a virgin dude!"
by Dangerous Lee February 28, 2015
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hoodierection

When you sit down in a chair while wearing a zip down hoodie and the zipper makes it look like you have an erection.
I sat down and my hoodie made a hoodierection!
by syl0 March 20, 2015
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