honking

The sudden overwhelming stench of a recently (usually warm and squeaky) dropped fart that is so potent it can peel paint off the wall and even make the receivers nose fall off. These farts have also been known to have a blast radius of twenty feet and last a good ten minutes after detonation.

Man, your arse is absolutely honking

honking by Cal Landor November 12, 2008

honking

How you let everyone around you know that you are driving a motor vehicle in NYC.

Every car in NYC: HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!!!!!!!
Me: Yes we get it you're in car in NYC, now SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP HONKING FOR NO REASON.

honking by Foodinator August 20, 2013

Honking

incessantly insisting about a task, desire, or problem at hand

Greg: "Bru Bru Bru Bru Bru... Can you hit a bulls-eye so we can go to Taco Bell already?"
Bru: "Dude stop honking at me, I'll do it when I want"

Honking by SpiritoftheGame January 26, 2015

honking

The main form of communication amongst drivers as well as the middle finger.

*example of honking*
(driver cuts me off)
Me: "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"
driver: (flips me off)

honking by Dubiks November 10, 2018

honking

Having a whinge, a moan, a complain or just a good old fashioned honk...

That bloke is always honking about something

honking by honkus #2 July 2, 2011

honking

Deaf people talking, or trying to.

Many people who are legally "deaf" can hear very limited frequency ranges, so their vocal patterns formed around the frequencies they were able to distinguish as a kid. Their speech sounds muted and does not contain details such as the sharpness of a hard "j" or "s" for example. The flat sound of this speech is usually referred to as honking since that's what it sounds like.

"Fucking deafies, nobody understands their honking."

honking by Razor Scooter Kid March 19, 2010

Honking

The action of driving around the city pressing the horn on a car when the San Antonio Spurs win a basketball game.

"Do you wanna go honking?"
"If the spurs win."

Honking by Lucylily1 June 6, 2014