Preference for both the left and right sock to be the same style and color. Homosocksuality is thought to be largely genetically determined.
James is homosocksual, he always wears two green polka-dot socks except on the weekend when he wears faded pink socks.
by dazzle23 October 3, 2012
Get the Homosocksual mug.Often mistaken as a bromance, the homosocial man is far from homosexual. The homosocial man likes to get away from the ladies, spend some time with his mates and watch copious amounts of sports. They can often be found in pubs and clubs, chilling out and playing pool, sinking some drinks, or chatting on the smoking deck. They are easily identifiable by the fact that they seem more interested in talking to one another than anyone else and are comfortable with that fact. Essentially, it is a mans bro time!
Man 1: Oi bro, my missus is full pissin' me off aye.
Man 2: Yeah dude, I get that.
Man 1: She wants me to spend every second with her.
Man 2: That's so unrealistic.
Man 1: I know.
Man 2: It's cool man. We'll play some pool, bet on some horses, drink our sorrows away and talk about them when we start getting drunk.
Man 1: Cool. Thanks bro.
Woman 1: Hey, look at them. *points to men*
Woman 2: They're so homosocial.
Woman 1: I know right? Cute. ;)
Man 2: Yeah dude, I get that.
Man 1: She wants me to spend every second with her.
Man 2: That's so unrealistic.
Man 1: I know.
Man 2: It's cool man. We'll play some pool, bet on some horses, drink our sorrows away and talk about them when we start getting drunk.
Man 1: Cool. Thanks bro.
Woman 1: Hey, look at them. *points to men*
Woman 2: They're so homosocial.
Woman 1: I know right? Cute. ;)
by Azriel Naya'il March 30, 2011
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When a straight man have the big secks with another straight man.
Doesn't classify as gay if either man says "no homo" or is wearing socks
Doesn't classify as gay if either man says "no homo" or is wearing socks
by SinisterCac July 23, 2018
Get the homosecks mug.A sock you usually find in random public spaces (under bridges, park benches, or playgrounds) that was used as a condom by a bunch of homeless guys because they can’t afford real ones. The hobosock is usually available for free from goodwill.
Hey, what’s that under the park bench?
Dude, it’s a hobosock!!
Ugh, that’s nasty!
After Ella was done having sex with the hobo, she noticed he used a hobosock instead of a condom.
Dude, it’s a hobosock!!
Ugh, that’s nasty!
After Ella was done having sex with the hobo, she noticed he used a hobosock instead of a condom.
by Rekivile August 3, 2018
Get the Hobosock mug.The comical, mock corruption of "Homestuck," the name of a very influential, yet infamous webcomic. The term was also used in an intermission from the webcomic to mock the usage of the word AND mock Homestuck itself as well.
Homestuck? Best webcomic? Pssh, that's a fucking stretch. Who cares about Homosuck nowadays? Who still whacks their fanny to Bro? Who still gives a shit about the "scratch" thing? Not many people anymore, that's for true. I only care about what I like. We just move on, that's all.
by Senator Foreskin June 17, 2023
Get the Homosuck mug.Barack Obama is fighting to be the next great patriarch of Homosocialism, seeking to plug 300,000,000 American asses for a full four-year term.
by Gerald Busey February 19, 2008
Get the Homosocialism mug.One who is truely Homosocial will be realistcally found spending a large majority of their time online social media.
Mohammad is so Homosocial, he spends all his time messaging when he could be out cleaning his shoes.
by Boratsmonkey December 10, 2015
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