homogoblin

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a homosexual goblin

John: Look at Martin he is very hot.
Mark: You are such a homogoblin

by mujoqd June 5, 2020

hemogoblin

a vertically challenged giant who is much shorter than an average male. usually found in the darkest regions of argentina and in the human intestine. hemogoblins are notorious for hibernating inside the human intestine for years on end, causing tremendous amounts of genital gas in women, until they evaporate or are shitted out.

Janice: awww man my stomach kills
Rob: you must have a hemogoblin, try to shit it out

by damianklisz October 21, 2010

Homogobliphobia

Fear or dislike of gay goblins

"You're scared of gay goblins - you Homogobliphobiac"

by Apocalypse King October 1, 2003

hemogoblin

The component in your blood that determines how creepy you'll seem to young children.

As part of the screening process for counselor positions at a youth-camp, each applicant is required to have a blood-test to determine his hemogoblin levels.

by QuacksO March 12, 2017

Hobogoblin

Someone so ugly, you are afraid to be near them or look at them

"Bro, that new girl that just came to our school, yeah, she moved next door to me too. I can't believe I'll have to see that Hobogoblin everyday now."

by Ti-nspire February 9, 2018

Homogoblin

A word often confused for haemoglobin. However, not to be confused for a small green homosexual creature, often found in MMPORG's.

My blood contains homogoblin

by DjSatansfury November 17, 2003

Homogobliphobiac

Someone or something with Homogobliphobia

"Fuck you you Homogobliphobiac"

by Jeremy October 3, 2003