homohideous

A person so ugly that no living being of any species will have sex with them... and they are afraid to masturbate.

He is so homohideous that he can't bring himself to spank the monkey.

by Mohammed Goldstein March 7, 2008

Homocide

a Homicide but like 69 times gayer

Yo did you hear ynw melly was in a homocide

by jewslayer42069 March 11, 2019

homophobe

People who are afraid of homo, mostly Homo sapiens.

I'm afraid of other people I think that makes me a homophobe.

by Lixie_ March 5, 2023

homophobe

Someone who repeatedly whines that homosexuals endanger family values and the sanctity of marriage, until outed as a closet case, desperately afraid of the gay person looking back in the mirror.

Someone who calls homosexuality a "lifestyle choice" but their own biology disagrees. Think about it: did you CHOOSE to be straight? As a teenager did you sit down one day and decide whether to be attracted to boys or girls?

It isn't surprising that stories about homophobes (like Bob Allen, Roy Ashburn, Bruce Barclay, Larry Craig, John Curtin, Mark Foley, Matthew Glavin, Ted Haggard, Phillip Hinkle, Glenn Murphy, Brent Parker, George Rekers, Ed Schrock, etc) often end with "was caught behind the restroom with a cock in his mouth".

by JeffGannon January 4, 2012

homophobe-phobic

one who is scared of homophobes.

she is so mean to gay people,she's made me homophobe-phobic

by the monkey's uncle. June 20, 2008

Homophodium

Homophodium combines the words HOMOPH..obia and ODIUM.

Homophobia means ... fear of homosexuals
Homophodium means ... disdain or disgust of homosexuals

The homophodium expressed toward the gay community is slowly diminishing.

by librophile June 3, 2009

Homophobesexual

Someone sexually attracted to homophobic people.

"Don't talk to me unless you're a homophobe. I'm a homophobesexual."

by tikelpikel May 25, 2015