Tom Holland

A man who is kind, sweet, and generous. He is hot AF!! and British. He is the most perfect man alive. He plays the new Spider-Man so that makes him even better!! He is the best actor in the whole acting universe! There is nothing about him that you can’t like about him. Tom is hot and you know it!! He regrets doing the Rihanna lip sync battle. He can’t say “crossaint” right, but he says “quackson” instead. He is really good friends with Harrison Osterfield, Zendaya, and Jacob Batalon.

Tom Holland is Spider-Man so shut your face!

by tomhollanad20l3 January 17, 2018

Tom Holland

An absolute cutie pie. He is most commonly known for playing Spiderman in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. He owns the cutest dog ever called Tessa and he is really tricking us all with this shaved hair thing. Quackson is the worst possible pronunciation of croissant but it also might be the correct way to pronounce it. The fandom is so shook.

Tom Holland is not dating Zendaya, but to be honest they would be a cute couple.

by DANY+JON=REAL August 18, 2017

Holland Roden

Actress best known for her role on MTV's Teen Wolf. Holland has also appeared in Bring it on: Fight to the finish. Holland has also been very public about her love for Channing Tatum and has claimed to have seen Magic Mike over 100 times.

A: I really like that girl on teen wolf
B: That's Holland Roden and you're like 15 minutes late to this party.

by Tanning February 21, 2013

Holland Middle School

A school with too many kids who try to become popular by fistfighting and vaping in the bathrooms. All the white boys say the n word yet they were never given the pass. Every "quirky" girl walks in with iced coffee, a messy bun, oversized hoodies and makes tik toks. the stairs are impossible to walk up/down without tripping, and you need to fill out a whole pass just to leave the room. basically prison with a broken AC.

boy: yoooo bro stacy and rabecca got in a fight in the bathrooms cause rabecca stole her juul pod
boy2: yeah bro it's all over snapchat. can't believe it started on tik tok...
boy3: those holland middle school kids are crazy...

by gary pa-pedo-zion April 9, 2019

Tom Holland

Starred in 2017’s Marvel Spider-Man: Homecoming, as well as the Broadway musical Billy Elliot, with a variety of other movies such as The Impossible, Heart of the Sea, etc. Is rumoured to hold a frog in his mouth ( potentially Finn Wolfard from Stranger Things ) and prounounces crossaint as quackson. Sweetest, most visually pleasing, funny guy on the planet. Is best friends with someone who like to make YouTube videos on how to cut on hot bread, and has three brothers, one of who loves a hot cup of extremely milky tea. Is incapable of using Silly String.

“Shut your face, I’m Spider-Man” - Tom Holland

by Would_Die_For_Peter_Parker December 3, 2017

sam holland

An adorable cinnamon roll who's the twin of Harry Holland. He doesn't post enough on Instagram.

"Sam Holland, you're about to hit 100K, maybe you should go live and not tell us about it like your brothers!"

by hollandilovetom October 8, 2017

The Classic Luke Holland

This is the infamous sex position introduced to the world by Luke Holland. It is when a man throws his partner (man or woman) on to a near by surface, allowing him to gain a dominant stance over them. He then proceeds to take his testicles out and slips them into the partner's anus, one at a time. At this point the anus almost becomes a vacuum, sucking the balls deep inside. Keep in mind only the testicles enter the rectum. It is very satisfying to both participants.

Katie told me she wanted me to put my balls inside of her, so I gave her "The Classic Luke Holland"

by Wolverine at the rock September 10, 2014