Holy guacamole 

Guacamole thats been blessed by god also can be used when your shocked.

Theres a flying pig, "HOLY GUACAMOLE!"
God has blessed this "holy guacamole "

Holy guacamole by Grace-pie69 June 3, 2017

Holy guacamole 

Could be good or bad is in a state of shock or suprise

Holy guacamole, you did this for me!

Holy guacamole by Lovely cat December 19, 2020

Holy Moly Guacamole Ravioli 

Superlative usage of the expression Holy Moly.
May only be spoken/written by supreme members with a doctorate.

Dr. Phil: Holy Moly Guacamole Ravioli! I demolished Danielle Bregoli the other day.

Obama: Lmao

Holy Moly Guacamole Ravioli by Daddy™ December 26, 2018

HOLY RAVIOLI GUACAMOLE 

When something is absolutely mind boggling you must combine random words to even attempt to describe it

Person1: you have cancer
Person2: HOLY RAVIOLI GUACAMOLE

HOLY RAVIOLI GUACAMOLE by Opal astra 💀‼️💯 September 30, 2023

Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes 

When you're so surprised you ascend every other holy moly variation there is

Person 1: Dude I just got the rarest item in the game
Person 2: Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes
Person 1: ew

Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes by some urban dictionary user November 14, 2020

Holy frijole, bowl of guacamole 

1) The most extreme expression of amazement. A step up from Holy frijole.

2) Sainted beans accompanied by a side of an avocado paste mixed with onion and spices.

1)
Melissa: I just won a billion dollars, and look, there's a flying monkey!
David: Holy frijole, bowl of guacamole!

2)
Waiter: What can I get you?
David: Holy frijole, bowl of guacamole.
Waiter: Right away sir.

Holy frijole, bowl of guacamole by MED August 19, 2004

Holy roly poly crawing in guacamole!

Another way of saying "OMG" in Nickel's way.

Nickel: "Holy roly poly crawing in guacamole!"

Holy roly poly crawing in guacamole! by Magicshmagic July 20, 2022