Home of the craziest bitches west of the Mississippi. A small Catholic Highschool, home to 600 of the finest and brightest young ladies in Seattle. However due to insane amounts of homework and crazy nuns the girls tend to lose their minds and their labedos.
And no they dont wear skeezy uniforms
And no they dont wear skeezy uniforms
"what school do you go to"
"holy names academy, seattles number one choice for girls"
"oh cool do you have like, you know....uniforms"
"umm no"
"ok well then I dont think we should be friends"
"holy names academy, seattles number one choice for girls"
"oh cool do you have like, you know....uniforms"
"umm no"
"ok well then I dont think we should be friends"
by grahm craker123 December 6, 2006
Get the Holy Names Academy mug.A Catholic all-girls school on Capitol Hill in Seattle, Washington, Holy Names carries more than its fair share of stereotypes, most of them being true.
1. Everyone is a dyke.
This is not true. There are very few lesbians at Holy Names, probably even less than your average high school. At Holy Names parties, however, same-sex hookups run rampant, making attending a solely Holy Names party any O'Dea guy's wet dream.
2. Every girl hardly resembles a female.
This is both true and false. There is nary a girl at Holy Names who looks feminine during the school day. On the weekends, about half the girls clean up extremely well, blowing off steam at a Seattle Prep or Bishop Blanchet party on copious amounts of cocaine, whilst the other half continue to wallow in their anime-plastered greasy-headed ugliness.
3. Holy Names Girls are easy sluts.
This is true. From the bombshell of the class to the drama nerd, the sex lives of Holy Names students are enviable. Should the sex life not be up to standard, many hours of the day will be spent complaining and plotting as to how to remedy the situation. Any guy can get lucky with a Holy Names girl. In addition, the sluttiness of the student body is only aided by the love of alcohol (preferably cheap) by many, and the fascination and experimentation with drugs by a select few.
Holy Names Academy is also known as Homely Dames, Holy Dykes, and Ho Names
1. Everyone is a dyke.
This is not true. There are very few lesbians at Holy Names, probably even less than your average high school. At Holy Names parties, however, same-sex hookups run rampant, making attending a solely Holy Names party any O'Dea guy's wet dream.
2. Every girl hardly resembles a female.
This is both true and false. There is nary a girl at Holy Names who looks feminine during the school day. On the weekends, about half the girls clean up extremely well, blowing off steam at a Seattle Prep or Bishop Blanchet party on copious amounts of cocaine, whilst the other half continue to wallow in their anime-plastered greasy-headed ugliness.
3. Holy Names Girls are easy sluts.
This is true. From the bombshell of the class to the drama nerd, the sex lives of Holy Names students are enviable. Should the sex life not be up to standard, many hours of the day will be spent complaining and plotting as to how to remedy the situation. Any guy can get lucky with a Holy Names girl. In addition, the sluttiness of the student body is only aided by the love of alcohol (preferably cheap) by many, and the fascination and experimentation with drugs by a select few.
Holy Names Academy is also known as Homely Dames, Holy Dykes, and Ho Names
-I'm finna hit that Roosevelt party. I heard the Holy Dykes are trynna go also and I need to get some easy ass.
-I need a quick 30 bucks.
-Sell a shit dime to a Holy Names girl, she'll pay up.
-I've always wanted to be friends with someone who enjoys cosplay, never washes their hair, and likes to have kinky sex after doing the homework due three or four weeks from now.
-Try Holy Names Academy."
-I need a quick 30 bucks.
-Sell a shit dime to a Holy Names girl, she'll pay up.
-I've always wanted to be friends with someone who enjoys cosplay, never washes their hair, and likes to have kinky sex after doing the homework due three or four weeks from now.
-Try Holy Names Academy."
by thedykemaster December 6, 2010
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by Schoolgirl13456 November 7, 2009
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Get the Holy Name Catholic School mug.Holy Name School is a K-8 school in San Francisco. It lacks a cafeteria so every student has to eat their food in the slanted courtyard no matter how cold or windy it is, and all risk the chance of getting a concussion from stray basketballs. Mr. McGovern doesn't know what he's teaching. Mr. Contreras has some things he needs to work through before returning to middle school teaching. Ms. Herrera has a strange automobile that was glazed over in pancake syrup, and will call your art racist if it is not up to her standards. There are a few other notable teachers, like the gay Irish 7th grade religion teacher who is actually chill. The school lunch is ass, it used to be decent but after 2018 they really downgraded. The gym was originally built to be a chapel, so it is tiny and not very good of a gym. There's no auditorium so the only stage is also in the gym. The backstage is the size of a closet, so when they force the middle schoolers into their mandatory musical you have to get changed behind the curtains. One of the good things about this school is that the 8th grade trip is to Washington D.C. and NYC. If you make a single sound in the hotel room someone will come and air the place out. But in select circumstances, you can twerk in your hotel room and send the video to everyone in your grade. You start to question whether you are attending a Catholic school by the amount that you will no longer believe in God by the end of it.
Middle Schooler 1: "Yo what school do you go to?"
Middle Schooler 2: "I go to Holy Name School."
Middle Schooler 1: "I am so fucking sorry bro."
Middle Schooler 2: "I go to Holy Name School."
Middle Schooler 1: "I am so fucking sorry bro."
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