hoku

What ever you want it to be. *muah*

"What's hoku?"
"Whatever you want it to be." *muah*

by general mills March 10, 2005

Hokus Pookus

When you go take a poo that looks normal in the bowl but when you flush the toilet the seemingly solid movement suddenly disintegrates into a brown cloud.

I took a shit that looked like it could choke a donkey but I realized when I flushed that it was just a Hokus Pookus.

by Owlcoholics May 29, 2009

hokus pokus

stress weed; false marijuana.

That stankin as ho gave me some stress weed.

by Duble-R January 30, 2003

Hokus Strokus

When a female strokes on yo dick so magically.

I'm telling you Cuh. Last night that bitch hit me with that hokus strokus.

by RonniefrmOblocc July 15, 2022

hoku k.

a really really hot chick.

damn, hoku k. is hot.

by adolfhitlerrrrr February 26, 2008

Hokus Tokus

1. the act of getting mysteriously high off of shwagg weed
2. Canadian DoomRock band

Man, I don’t know how I got so high off the hokus tokus shit..

by EnergyChasm December 31, 2011

hokus pokus board

I could be wrong, but I belive hokus pokus board translates from "crazed old dude" speak as skateboard

hokus pokus coming from the latin word herk polk meaning magic ways and skateboard coming from punk meaning board with wheels

old dudes get confused when they see a olly so they tend to think that the board is magic

"You damn kids, get off my proporty with them there hokus pokus boards! this heres private popertie!" no its not u stupid old hag its a sidewalk which is owned by the city

by Crazed old dude October 20, 2009