hojoe

the AVERAGE joe thats a ho.
One who considers themselves as an average joe that sleeps with tons of women. Nobody considers these people to be ho's, sluts... You might see these average joes at the grocery store being average; but you dont know they are buying the whip cream for Julie and the pregnancy test for Stephanie

Yohan: "who is that guy always with these ladies?"
Robert: "He seems like an average guy to me.."
Yohan: "what does he have that i dont?"
Robert: "have you considered... he might be a hojoe"
Yohan: "ohhh... i would like to be this hojoe"

by coronalight February 2, 2009

Hojai

to tell someone that they are unlucky.

'I am stuck with Jophy. hojai

by 1234567890123456780 October 20, 2019

hojabi

A hijabi with all the properties of a HO.

Look at that hojabi, shes going to zero gravity.

by nayaab October 18, 2006

hoje

Its south african, its a bit like mettwurst.

Hoje up ya crack you cheap bastard!

by TFU January 10, 2005

Hojak

A humorous, extremely long and highly controversial forum post which is often filled with jarring criticism and hate towards something in particular. It is usually reserved for the most heinous of forum flaming trolls.

The thread has Hojaked and is now closed.

by Keg November 11, 2003

hojass

Hot Jewish Ass.

Variation: Hotjass

"Where's Sophie?"

"Oh, she's busy stalking Jason Schwartzman."

"Yeah, I don't blame her. He's a fine piece of hojass."

by iamsharelle November 12, 2007

hojabi

A woman who observes the traditional Muslim headscarf/veil (hijab) but accompanies it with clothing which may be extremely tight, flashy, or "characteristic of a hoe."

"I was at the mall the other day and I saw this girl with a shiny headscarf and a skirt which stuck to her so tightly that I could make our her nipples. What a hojabi."

by CuriousSpectator April 1, 2009