Heimscheisser

German for "Home shitter": somebody who is unable to poop outside of the comforts of their own home.

"Why didn't you take a shit in the restaurant? The restroom was really clean."
"I would have if I wasn't such a Heimscheisser"

by potkachel August 25, 2017

going to town on himself

when someone's going to town on himself tat person's masturbation

Ross to rest of gang in season 10 out-takes: ".....sometmes when i am alone in my appartment, I look over here and Chandler is going to town on himself......"

by blood_all_over_morph September 22, 2008

Holmstrom's Office

A phrase in hockey refrencing the area in front of the net. Due to Thomas Holmstrom's habbit of camping in front of the net.

Commentators: And he'll go to Holmstrom's Office. (as the Red Wings enter the offensive zone.)

by Nault Meade December 31, 2009

Every Man for Himself

British military origin. In Armed Forces terms, this formal order is a specific command sometimes issued in a case where the strategic situation has become hopeless, the collapse of a force is imminent, and there is no chance of relief. Once given, the order suspends certain aspects of military discipline, allowing each individual to surrender, flee, or continue fighting independently according to their individual circumstances, without regard to previous battle orders. It also means that the parent force is declaring itself free of any duty to continue to provide further supplies, medical aid or tactical support for the forces who receive this order.
While troops may be freed from the requirements of normal battle discipline, they are still obligated not to engage in treasonous conduct, cross over to aid the enemy, or act with disgrace while a Prisoner of War.
Note: The United States military does not currently use this order, however it was occasionally employed by both sides in the American Civil War if a unit lost all cohesion due to being overwhelmed in close-quarter fighting.

The battalion was down to only a dozen surviving troops, and with the enemy closing in, the order was given: "Every Man for Himself!"

by MGWCalgary January 2, 2018

Every man for himself

If it's every man for himself, then people are trying to save themselves from a difficult situation without trying to help anyone else.

Mulholland: Fall back! Fall back, men! Every man for himself!

Captain Edward J. Smith of the R.M.S. Titanic said to the Morse Code operators "It's Every man for himself."

by Jedi_Master June 17, 2008

Holmsund

A gangster town in northern part of Sweden.

person 1: So where do you live?
person 2: In Holmsund..
person 1: Bye.

by the mysterious L January 4, 2012

Homski

An offensive slur to describe homeschooled children

Damn, River is a big homski, today he made cheese sauce, in his moms kitchen, when she asked him to pick it up he said he would aftje playing d&d with fellow homskis.

by Stinky cheese lover March 28, 2020