hoffing

the act of being fly.

you look hoffing in that shirt.

by ladybugg1 November 4, 2009

Hoefling

The act of flinging a hoe or throwing a party for a bunch of hoes.

Wow what a hoefling. or Wow that hoefling was awesome last night!

by Kmh&Mrb July 29, 2011

Eggle-Hoffing Moo Cha-Cha

An expression that supposedly means “an egg sucking cow that dances”. A comical way of insulting someone usually without any real ill intent.

Mary plays a practical joke on Sue. Sue fell for it and now she's feeling embarrassed

Sue: You... you... damn you're an eggle-hoffing moo cha-cha. That's what you are!

Mary: Haha! What did you just call me?

by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010

huffling

the act of sucking semen from an anus after ejaculation, similar to felching.

elton loves huffling.

by Al567 December 23, 2005

hoffing

To get ones bare butt cheaks autographed by David Hasselhoff.

I collect autographs but i mostly prefer to go hoffing

by dhbanana October 3, 2006

Hoffing

A breath of air passed from one person to another as a result of not using social distancing. Passing air is usually warm in temperature and often expelled from the mouth with a gentle hoff sound.

As John woke from his sleep he felt the uncomfortably warm breath of Jane “hoffing” directly into his face.

by Iknoyamum August 28, 2020

Hoffing

The action of turning into David Hasselhof, where after directing all attention to yourself

"I can't believe it.. She is hoffing all attention!"

by Falken41241 December 8, 2015