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Hoffer

1. The only living person who has fought Chuck Norris and won.

2. A word standing for greatness and epicness throughout the world.
1. OMG It is Hoffer!

2. Wow that guys Hofftastic.
by WunderHoff April 21, 2010
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hofnar

acronym for "hard on for no apparent reason"
Dude I was so embarrased in English class I get a huge hofnar!
by mgod May 30, 2006
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Jimmy Hoffa

"Son of a bitch, we've looked for Jimmy Hoffa everywhere! Tell him he's gonna miss supper."
- J. Edgar Hoover, ex-director of the FBI
by AgentSythe May 2, 2007
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jimmy hoffa

jimmy hoffa was the union leader who mysteriously vanished. his body is still nowhere to be found. people say he was killed by the mafia but its still a big mystery.
me and haley LOVE jimmy hoffa soooooooo much!!!! we love u jimmy!
by KoR-tAnI December 17, 2006
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Jimmy Hoffa

When a condom aka a Jimmy falls off during sex and is never found.
So we are going hard and all of the sudden my Jimmy cone turned into a Jimmy Hoffa.
by Joe bagadonutz January 13, 2016
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Hoffanomics

This word is based off of the name David Hasselhoff. The man (Myth even), Mr. Hasselhoff, know for SINGLEHANDEDLY bringing down the Berlin, thus freeing Germany from great opression, along with the Great Wall of China. (It was later rebuilt in honor of Hoff, as can be seen from space today)

Hoffanomics is, in every way, the description and ways of David Hasselhoff. The act of bringing down the Wall could be considering Hoffanomics. Making a show such as Baywatch quite possibley the world's most uniting TV show in history could also well be considering Hoffanomics at work.

While "Reganomics" is largely considered to be the cause of the decline of communism in the USSR, most modern historians have come to the conclusion that in fact Hoffanomics was the main driving force behind the collapse of the Soviet Union.

Word created in Dec 2005 in the year of our Lord.
"Hoffanomics bringin' down walls just like gin and tonic!"

"Hey man, you hear the Berlin wall is being brought down?"
"Haha, yeah. Hoffanomics at work."
"What about Reagan?"
"Who?"
by Faytel-Feld-Production July 21, 2008
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Hofhardt

Hofhardt is a conjunction of the last names of its creators- rejects from their own respective families because of religious bigotry.

Noun, singular: A Hofhartd is a person who has been ostracized by their nuclear family unit due to the family's religious intolerance of a different belief system/viewpoint/lifestyle, etc.

Noun, collective: "The Hofhartds" are people that can come together and know that they are not alone in their journey. Taking the name Hofhartd as a new "family name" allows one to identify with others experiencing the same pain when their own family has turned their backs.

Verb: To be Hofhartded is to be cast out forcibly from one's family, or to be left with no alternative but to end relationships for one's health, wellbeing, and overall happiness.
"I didn't realize Emily was a Hofhardt, she never really talks about her folks."

"My whole family are a bunch of wingnuts! I think I'll join the Hofhartds!"

"Did you hear about Danny? I hear his Dad hofhardted him when he came out as an atheist."
by Ms.Hofhardt April 20, 2010
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