Hoeism

A religion in which you are a hoe

Janine said to Kristen “I’m a follower of that hoeism religion”

by Cheesecake2735 October 15, 2017

Horism

The actions and ensuing culture pertaining to hoeing around. Trick life.

Years of horism had made Kima-Baby jaded to any nod of romanticism and respectability.

by CraigWaive March 7, 2019

homerism

What sports announcers have nowadays. Hawk Harrelson, for example. Dude is just a cheerleader instead of an actual broadcaster.

Duane Kuiper, a broadcaster for the Giants, shows that he sucks at this job because of his homerism.

by UnderPressure September 20, 2006

Hoeism

A term used when referring to someone that likes to hoe around a lot. (Dates a bunch of different people within a short period of time)

Wow. Sierra really likes to reel people in with her Hoeism ways.

by Hottoddy24 January 25, 2021

Fake Hoeism

The art of teasing men to think they will get some when in fact you know damn well you ain’t about that life and you finna tell him to leave you the fuck alone.

Can be compared to heavy teasing with no intention to go through the actual act!

Blue Ball Merchants!

Stef: Yo! That dude you were kissing... are you finna go home with him or is Eddie and I driving you back?

Alanna: The lame dude? HELL NO! That was just me on some FAKE HOEISM! Let’s dip before he comes back.

by eddiemagic7 July 22, 2019

Homerism

A mispronounced word or common phrase used by Homer Simpson, quickly becoming staples of Americana.

Channel-mu’changer = TV Remote

Mmmmmm Beer.

by JohnnySix January 27, 2003

Hooerism

(Hoo-Er-ism)

Hooerism is the prostitution element of tourism. It is the tourist attraction to local and international destination for the sex. It is play on the mix of the words "whore, hooer," and "tourism."

This is all hooerism....in this district...all these bars, these lights and sexy women, clubs and scene. These dudes come from all over the world for this variety of women...and they bring hella cash with them.

by Treebonics April 5, 2017