When a fat pet or person has trouble jumping or climbing onto a couch or bed & their pudgy legs kick a lot in desperation, it can be said that that pet or person is "river horsing" as they resemble a swimming hippopotamus.
by kismet & zee April 14, 2009
Get the river horsing mug.Hoisington, home of the Cardinals, otherwise known as Ho-town, is where most teenage boys from the Great Bend area go if they want a garuantee to get laid. The town is known for its enormous array of sluts who will blow any guy who comes wandering into the city limits. Girls there are also quite dramatic and try to cause as much drama as humanly possible. Furthermore, you are likely to catch an STD, so please do not choose Hoisington unless it is a last resort.
"Dude I needa get laid"
"Problem solved, Hoisington has plenty of chicks who put out."
Hell ya dude, we better buy some rubbers and wrap that shit twice so we dont catch tha herps!"
"Problem solved, Hoisington has plenty of chicks who put out."
Hell ya dude, we better buy some rubbers and wrap that shit twice so we dont catch tha herps!"
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The act of jumping up unscalable mountains or verticle walls. The word originates from a horses ability in Skyrim to jump up unscaleable mountains.
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Get the Hoarsing mug.Derives from the use of the word 'riding' to refer to sexual intercourse. It is undecided as to whether the word can be used only if the subject of the verb was on top (the one doing the horsing).
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"He keeps spending his time hoerding, really needs a girlfriend"
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