Herding cats

Any difficult activity of uncertain outcome involving numerous and often competing factions that is of dubious value.

The latest project that I'm manging at work involves so many different groups that it's just like herding cats.

by eMeS December 22, 2005

app hoarding

the act of saving/keeping a bunch of apps on your iphone or other smartphone you don't use/need because they were free, or you simply dont want to get rid of them.

guy 1: why do you have 10 pages of just apps?!?!

app hoarder: dude, i cant get rid of them they were free!

guy 1: but you dont play with any!

app hoarder:..................ummm...........yeah sometimes

guy 1: dude your app hoarding ...* smh in dissapointment*

by voodoo man October 24, 2010

like herding cats

A very difficult task to begin, and even more difficult to complete!

Putting this case together after being cold for twenty years will be like herding cats! All the luck to you Sarge!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 2, 2021

psychic herding

A phenomena that happens when many people show up at the same time.

Most of the grocery store lanes were open until suddenly they were overwhelmed by the strange psychic herding of people.

by ataraxis July 5, 2009

e-hoarding

To keep all your electronic files and messages and other "data" until it piles up for no good reason, such as saving ridiculous numbers of email messages that you'll never look at again.

if I don't give up e-hoarding and do a mailbox purge, I'm going to exceed my 7GB gmail limit!

by brooke's eye March 19, 2010

Hoarding the jerky

The intense build up of semen in men due to lack of sex or the much needed occasional jerk off. Has been known to cause much more serious conditions such as soggy balls or the overwhelming sensation that the ball sac feel tight and weighted down.

Man! Latisha hasn't had sex with me in weeks! I'm afraid that I might hurt myself if I keep hoarding the jerky like this!

by Ju ju man March 4, 2010

Friend Hoarding

When somebody on Myspace adds thousands of friends with whom they never interact with.

Sally participates in friend hoarding to fill a deep void in her sad, pathetic social life.

by Turtle89 September 22, 2009