hoepopotamus

A very fat and grossly overweight hoe, slut, bitch, whatever you'd want to call her.

One of the signs that indicate that the world's going to end soon, is waking up the next morning only to notice some ugly smothering hoepopotamus lying next to you like a beached whale and then being shocked to having realized that you've actually got her pregnant!

by Mark H September 1, 2004

hoppo

A hippo that hops. It looks really funny, too.

Is that an earthquake?

No, it's just a herd of hoppos.

by Bob882 October 19, 2004

HOEPOLOGY

1 a : a formal justification by a hoe or to a hoe: defense b : excuse 2a
2 : an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret <a public apology>
3 : a poor substitute : makeshift

1. Jesse James needed to hoepologize to Sandra Bullock.
2. Porn star Joslyn James demands a hoepology!
3. How many politicians will hoepologize this year?

by g5hoe May 21, 2010

Hopportunity

Mountain bike or BMX term. Noun.

A circumstance where a rider has an opportunity to get airborne. Most often a feature or landmark that would not normally be used as a launch pad.

I was biking along and saw a loading dock that looked like a great hopportunity.

by Totally not Eli ;) June 1, 2016

HoePoke

Take your index finger and middle finger and poke a hoe really hard in the side of the forehead.

Mary Sue HoePoked Christian Right in the forehead for being a mouthy bitch.

Trouble should have HoePoked Stacey for being a lying bitch.

by Texastrouble December 4, 2019

Heppo

A Heppo is the nickname of a nerd with blonde hair and a perverted mind. He thinks he can get all the ladies, but what he doesn't know is that all the girls actually thinks he is nasty.

Stacy: OMG. Did you see the look John gave me?
Trinny: Yes, he is such a heppo.

by lukaku0010 November 2, 2013

hoppollopopopamus

exceedingly large figure.

Noticeably big, she looked at the giant figure and said "thats a hoppollopopopamus of an elephant!"

by erin ahkin December 4, 2003