Hoecariously

to live through a hoe since you a sad one penis alumn

You have to go f*ck that guy and tell me how it goes, I'm living hoecariously through my friends.

by Hoe of the Year June 13, 2017

Hoeward

A man that has never bought a T-shirt before. He only wears free shirts.

OMG! Hoeward, wear did you get your shirt?

by hoewardfan69 December 6, 2021

Hoetard

Being a distinct kind of person that has reached the level of being not only a whore but retarded.

Look at Michael over there being hoetard!

by Kitten21 December 16, 2021