Hotlinking

The act of, whether intentionally or unintentionally, masturbating with a spicy substance on one's hand.

Root - "Hotlink" - a spicy sausage often served at backyard BBQ's

I forgot I ate those flaming hot cheetos for dinner and ended up hotlinking later that night, it sucked!

by Bob Disdik October 2, 2011

hotlinking

Surfing prospective Linked-In connections for hot chicks and adding them if they are attractive enough. The Linked-In equivalent to "hot or not."

Dude, I was hotlinking and connected with 10 smoking babes yesterday!

by vududady August 18, 2017

Hoblin

The more superior and yogurt male version of goblins.

Those lame goblins got their asses beat by that great hoblin

by Drug God March 10, 2022

hiblink

messing with someone really bad

“bro lets go hiblink them”

by @sakuevqsupremacy May 11, 2024

Busted Hotlink

The look a chick gives you after she just farted or queefed and you heard it. And/or the look she gives you when you're pounding it hard as hell filling her full of air, then it finally releases making the same noise as a balloon deflating whizzing across the room, the look on her after that.

Bro, I was banging this chick hard as fuck and her pussy just gave up, queefed like a horn on a train arriving at a station. I looked at her confused and she just gave me the busted hotlink.

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 May 25, 2025