homification

the act of decorating one's office to make it more like home since people spend more time at the office than with their families.

Great homification Jason! That plant really adds a special touch.

by Mama March 25, 2005

instantaneous hornification

The act of instantly becoming horny

le sees sexy lady
INSTANTANEOUS HORNIFICATION

by notarealpersonyesiam January 12, 2014

Fobification

An unavoidable metamorphosis process that takes place when a person moves abroad.

Two americans studying abroad in Rome: "Hey dude, what are you doing wearing that man-bag?"..."Sorry, I couldn't do anything...it's part of mi fobification"

by JRDL March 21, 2010

Hornification

n. The action of making someone horny.

v. (hornify) The act of making someone horny.

The hornification of Chad caused him to ejaculate uncontrollably when seeing a woman's exposed breasts

by Homeboy ze Homie May 4, 2021

Hatification

A word coined by environmentalist for the degrading of the environment till it is like the environment of Hati. That is with almost no plant or animal life.

We need to stop hatification before it's too late.

by deep blue 2012 December 30, 2009

hossification

To become a hoss, specifically, to occupy more space as one becomes older. Characterized by a general thickening and/or shortening of the neck along with general physique ballooning. Accelerated by red meat, beer and too much maxing and relaxing. Hossification may be noticed at: high school reunions, family gatherings, annual meetings or any event that brings you into contact with people who you have not seen in awhile.

Note: Hossification does not necessarily entail merely getting fat

Dude did you see Doug at the bar? He has really hossified recently. Two more years and I'd say his hossification is complete.

by blessure grave February 25, 2010

homification

Coming to the conclusion that the same sex object of your desire must be gay/lesbian, simply because you wish it so. Famous examples include Jake Gyllenhall, Hugh Jackman and Olympic diving champ Alexandre Despatie.

Blaine: "I'm telling you, Alexandre Despatie is gay."

Rod: "Sorry, but he's totally straight. Why do you think he's gay?"

Blaine: "Cuz he's too hot to be straight and I need to believe I've got a chance in hell with him."

Rod: "Resorting to homification is just pathetic."

by cjp43 October 22, 2010