Hob Knocker

An old Australian, possibly English word, meaning Party. Generally used by old people and/or people who live in the outback.

Mate, I'm wasted, that was a real Hob Knocker last night.

by boblmao2 August 1, 2009

Hob Knocker

A negative, zero social life, loser who knocks other peoples hobbies. Wether they be hunting to football to BMx to D&D, a Hob Knocker will tear down what some people choose to do with their free time, compared to a Hob Knocker who sits on his/her ass in his parents basement looking at pictures and youtube videos of people actually doing shit with their lives.

Regular Guy: I'm going camping this weekend, what about you?

Hob Knocker: *scoffs* Camping??!?! What is this brokeback mountain? So lame.

Regular Women: I'm going to paint a few pictures over summer break!

Hob Knocker: LOL! FAIL! Painting!?!!? You're not making any money on that crap you call painting, so why continue?

Young Kid: I'm going to go BMX riding with my friends!

Hob Knocker: Seriously? What happend when you fall on your ass and crack your head open? YOU COULD DIE! LOL

Young Kid:.....You Hob Knockers have no lives what so ever.

Hob Knocker: *cries on the inside*

by Danny Danger July 20, 2010

hob-knocker

when a guy hits you in the face with his penis.

the hob-knocker hit her face so hard she nearly passed out.

by jamie love pie! February 8, 2009

Hob-knocker

1. one who goes around hitting people hard in the testicles

2. to refer to a person as the pain one suffers after being hob-knocked

On ICarly and Friends the runner up to David Archuleta calls everyone Hob-knockers, hob-knocked is to get hit hard in the testicles ergo a hob-knocker...

by ChaseMyFace February 8, 2009

hob-knocker

when a guy takes his penis and harshly slaps a sexual partner across the face.

a guy slapped his pee pee on my face and then called me a hob-knocker!

by richardtyronewilson February 15, 2009

hob-knocker

something gross and illegal.

"He called me a hob-knocker. I don't even know what that means!"

by most epic person February 7, 2009

hob-knocker

A particularly mischievous type of hob-goblin, a prankster

iCarly episode that references a "hob-knocker" as one of the characters.

by For Real, Dude October 9, 2011