HMD

Short for "Happy Mother's Day".

Do you have kids?
Yes, I do.
Well HMD!

by pinkychi May 30, 2010

HMD

Hit my dick, a spinoff of the popular HMU.

That girl was really attractive, so I told her to hmd next time she was around.

by peterlocke June 29, 2015

HMD

Short for Hammond Indiana, a city in Northwest Indiana just outside Chicago.

Where you from?
HMD.
Bet.

by Todd Everboat September 28, 2006

HMD

"How's My Driving"

Opened post for criticism about how a character is played in a roleplay community.

I've heard some people think my Naruto's not IC so I've opened a HMD post.

by Sophie Black March 4, 2009

HMD

Hold Me Down

yo HMD me with 5 dollars

by the don dada October 9, 2008

HMD

is a hairy man dick.

Dude! He has such a HMD.

by friendofahmd. August 7, 2010

HMD

HMD, short form for Hate My Dad,
or Hit My Dad

Look at my fucking dad, he nags all day. HMD!

by omega_ February 1, 2006